If you do not love a person, please let go, so that other people have the opportunity to love her. If you love to give you, release yourself, so give yourself a chance to love others like it, some things you do not belong to you again, and some things you are destined to take back To give up, there are many kinds of love in life, but do not let love be a harm.
some fate is doomed to lose, some fate is never a good result, do not necessarily have to love a person, but people must have a good to love him.
man cry, because he really loved; a woman crying because she really give up.
If faith is a kind of injury, chose to lie; if a lie is an injury to choose silence; if silence is a kind of harm to leave.
If you lose is hard, you afraid to pay, if the confusion is bitter, you will not choose to end, if the pursuit is bitter, you will not choose to come to their senses, if the separation is hard , to who you talk to, a lot of things are later see, a lot of things at that time do not feel bitter, but I could not find the passage back.
There is a love that, even love, but can not tell; have a love, obviously want to give, but not abandoned; There is a love, which is clearly suffering, but not open; There is a love, knowing that no heart has long been the road retrieved.
decided to give you the moment I cried, my tears prove that I really love you.
What is courage? Is crying for you love me, or leave you crying.
man's self-confidence comes from a woman on his worship, a man from a woman proud of her admiration. Never cultivated man you love, you put him in good cultivation, only two results: he or his people look down on you from stealing. Pursuit of a person means not too smart, but leaving the way to be extremely intelligent!
Why do we always do not know how to cherish the present one? In the unpredictable reunion, we thought we always meet again, always destined again will always think that the opportunity to say I am sorry, but never thought of waving goodbye every time, is likely to be goodbye, sigh, is likely to be the last human Sigh.
Maybe love is just as lonely, and need to find someone to love, even without any outcome.
wound is to give people a disgrace to uphold the illusion of their own. People like me, always a problem in the form of feelings.
find themselves only love one person at the moment. And gradually become selfish. Many people do not need
bye, because it is only passing through. Forgotten is that we give each other the best mark.
I do not know a person's life can be for many decades to another person.
Love can be an instant thing, it can be a lifetime thing. Everyone can fall in love at different times to different people. Not who left the one who will not live, forget us strong.
people of this creature, a closer look, turned out to be traumatic. Is loved, each person has different feelings. The cost to re-invent old dream is that we often can not afford to pay. Happy on earth, people will always look better. Smile because I did not know love.
him everything, seemingly inadvertently, it is my painstaking efforts, I hope you happy. You say: why not send me a pair of rain boots. Not as good as you send me a spring rain. So even if I cry in the rain, not easy to be you see. Things are actually coming in its appropriate time, but we do not have the right mood to meet it.
for love of him, so leave him. I like this sentence. Some feelings of such a direct and brutal. Not tolerate any twists and turns warm. Leave with warm feelings, the truth is better than the pale, pure things die too fast.
wise to give up than blind attachment
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
200,000 jokes
200000 条 joke 1, bathe the tortoise is seen by toads,
turtle: have not seen such beauty as I do? See you almost have to pop out of the eyeball.
toad: Girl, you tease me, did not see me have goose bumps yet?
2, oriole see Xunsi the weasel said: weasel scolded: Dragonflies do not trust my mom asked: What does she do?
dragonfly: It was singer Oh!
Dragonfly Mother: Singer? Before a dig it!
4, an ant and tree crow fight!
ants: You kind of give me down!
Crow: So, you kind of give me up!
ants: Good! I'm waiting for you to have you look good!
Crow: What do you want?
ant: I'll go get all my brothers, shake you down and killed along with you!
5, both the welfare lottery feces shell mantis, a dragonfly feces shell: I want to put in a radius of 50 miles award to buy down the toilet, eat your fill!
feces shell dragonfly B: You Ah Tai Su it! If I won the lottery to bag a living, eat fresh!
6, male butterflies of the female butterfly sings:
along came the scream, the mother butterfly sings: hibernating frog couple in river caves. Drake: Look, more happiness. Duck on drake: Do not look, is the big boss, live in villas, honeymoon, let's say nothing in this life, sir!
8, the first day, the white rabbit to the river fishing, caught nothing, go home.
next day the rabbit went to the river fishing, or catch nothing, go home.
third day, the white rabbit arrived in the river, a big fish to jump out from the river, directed at the rabbit shouted:
TMD If you dare to use Hu carrots as bait, and I flat you die!
(a) drink too much of a village home into the wrong pen, the sow lying beside said: Wife: Give me some water, sow hum a hum, the village head said, do not chant will not fall down , Caesar what Johnson. Readily touched, said: buy leather you, or double-breasted it.
(b) of the old couple to take pictures, the photographer asked:
(c) of the day, a barber to the beat of a selling candied fruit, and to the police station the police asked the barber: Why did you hit the sell candied fruit? Barber said :***, perm in my room, he shouted out children, I really envy you, so fast. The old lady replied: Ancient Nepal pound cat! Startled foreigners, even the elderly will be foreign language! Presented its chocolate, dried sweet potatoes the old lady thought it was, and said: I Laiwu there! Foreigners fainted!
(VI) Butterfly on bees, said: You're a petty, packed in a sweet belly but are reluctant to give me a bee wrote: Hmm! Said I, you two antennas on his head so long Why do not message me it.
(g) {peer} beetles and mosquitoes love, beetles: The. Wife: ten, her husband: the complete it? Wife: it is too early, others do not get some sleep! I asked ten o'clock it? Wife: eleven o'clock in the whole bar.
(ix) the couple fighting, put a pillow thrown downstairs, a beggar was passing through, Jinki, and then flew the next quilt, beggars ecstasy, wiping away tears rushed upstairs shouting: upstairs in the big brother, Please, put that woman toss come.
(x) Wife: night is not trying to Event? Husband: old thought his wife: not allowed to say that tired after work that night, not the spirit, can not fool on the bin, her husband: a must, wife: That night, my clothes are washed for it.
(k) of a young woman out the trash, do not accidentally slipped in the garbage, was about to get back up again by a scavenging of the old man in his arms, feeling the old man said: people just do not live in town, Do not say such a good wife, do not the.
(xii) an NPC toes suddenly blue, miracle-working doctor diagnosed with cancer, so removed, a few days, two toes become blue, the removal of three days later, bluish feet wide, had to switch to large hospitals, the last expert consultation diagnosis: socks fade.
a farming town to catch a donkey, donkey red light, fined 10 yuan. Drink donkey farmer: Farmer even more gas: Farmer was in a rage, then shouted: Farmer fire: Farmer tears Road, . Farmer said: ;
secretary called her husband: these days I want to go to Beijing for a meeting with the boss to call her husband
lover: My wife was not at home these days, with me < br> Valentine's called counseling students: the teacher something these days, closed
students called Grandpa: these days not in class, you play with Grandpa Grandpa to the Secretary
Call: Beijing can not go, and grandson asked me to accompany her husband to call the Secretary of
: CEOs suddenly something not to Beijing for a meeting of the
husband to lover to call: his wife does not go another time to counsel students
lovers call: as usual these days!!!
students to call Grandpa: 555 teacher said usual these days ;
grandfather to the Secretary of the call: or go to Beijing now, are you ready for
3. a beggar knocked on the window saying: Give me some money.
looked under the President, said: it gives you a cigarette.
beggar said: I do not smoke, give me some money.
, said: I car have beer, you drink a bottle of the bar.
beggar said: I do not drink wine, give me some money.
, said: If this is so, I take you to mahjong, I pay you betting on, is you win.
beggar said: I do not gamble, give me money.
, said: I'll take you to the sauna to enjoy Get in, I'll take you back, let my wife see: a non-smoking, no drinking, no gambling, no prostitution a good man can be mixed Chengsha Yang!
4. from the police academy Mr. Zhang graduated two years of marriage, the wife always felt something was different, suspected his wife was having an affair. day, Mr. Zhang is always found his wife on a cell phone text messages from strangers, and the contents of each message is the same: Zhaoxiong ask you to help me do something. After two hours, the snail has not come back, the turtle anxious curse: fuck I do not come back to starve to death! Then the door came the sound of a snail: I say you are his mother not to go!
One day, the cow ass out of a problem, ask Ass brains, or not answer. Cattle curse: What ass, Nanzuonvyou it!
2. seven years after graduation, and finally take a big project, building a thirty meters chimney, two-month period, cost three hundred thousand, but to Advancer. Finally finished out late last year. Today people to come to acceptance, being yelled die, not get paid. Damn! Drawings look backwards, others to dig a well!
3. a drunken man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by crowd, a policeman came: What happened? Drunk: do not know, I am also just arrived.
4. The doctor asked the patient how the fracture. Patient said, I think there are sand shoes to hold the poles shake shoes. TMD has a bastard through there, thought I was electrocuted, he took a stick gave me two sticks!
5. One said, turtles father, mother and son of a bitch turtle family decided to go hiking, they took a Shandong the end of bread and two cans of chicken
sea, then went off to Yangmingshan. Hard to climb ten years, at last! They sat on the floor, remove the equipment quasi
prepare dinner. Results, but found no band can opener!
son of a bitch: have to wait for me to come back! can not go back on Oh!
Turtle Mom: a! Parents regardless of the turtle! Old couple decided to start.
out getting ready to eat cake ... ...
Suddenly, son of a bitch stuck his head out from behind a tree ... ...
son of a bitch: cans device? I waited twenty-five years, in whom I wait until the end
it! I hate people lie to me!
6. small Xin: Daddy, why does the name of which three gold ?
Dad: lack of gold in your life, so take the name of Xin, like some life in the water to take named Miao, and some life in the absence of wood called Forest.
small Xin: Dad Dad, you say that Guo Jingjing and her sister what life in the missing?
7. a pair of male and female friends sitting on a park bench in love, women suddenly want to fart.
of the man said: I Division of Cuckoo called, not as you listen to.
men really than hear.
Thus, women in the Valley birds do not?
M: fart too loud, I could not!
8. turtle injured. let the snail go to buy medicine. after 2 hours. snail has not come back. turtle anxious cursed: I do not come back to fucking die! Then the door came the sound of a snail: I say you are his mother not to go!
9. somebody keep a pig, sick, abandoned, then know that return pig , the number of abandoned reactive. day, the car turned a lot of bending abandoned pig, late-night call the family, asked: body, the ants were all fall down. At this point there is one in the elephant's neck, falling ants loudly called for crashed. Then a student stood up and said: eat a good amount.
13. Xiao Ming: ; was unable to bear the question: No, ah ... ... the sentence: : ;
I am writing this letter slowly, because I know you see the word offensive!
our next week 2 times the rain, the first 4 days following the next 3 days the second time!
Huaguoshan you been? I had a great in heaven well, in the absence of gravity, so the stool, urine, tears and snot are not fall, do not you say bitter?
us good to eat beef noodles , Maybe you can come with us to eat hot pot restaurants West!
your sister give birth to the Goddess of Mercy, because students do not know the man or woman, we do do not know if you want to be uncle or aunt!
I sent you the clothes you get it? afraid when I go to send overweight, so put the buttons cut pocket in the clothes!
is late to write here, the time to me to play, remember not to drink plenty of water, or urine does not come out here to be painful!
P. S had wanted to send money to you, but the envelope has been glued!
17. ; a patient to the doctor complaining of dyspepsia: I recently very normal, what pulling eat, eat cucumber pull cucumber, watermelon eating watermelon pull, how to restore normal? doctors silent for a moment, that you can only eat shit out. < br> 18. someone to go to Shanghai on business lost a dollar in the street, police said: He can not help but sigh, , put his four paragraphs cut went to play mahjong, earthworms father thought, put his into the minced meat. earthworm mother cried and said: Will die cut so broken! . said to him: you come, I carry you now and then .. .. .. After a snail on the table and saw an ant .. .. turtle said to him: Come on you .. so the ants also come up. . Ants came after the snail .. .. see the above said something to him, , a fire, father and mother escaped, leaving only one son still inside. Mother is very nervous outside the house shouted: .. Quick, ~ are on fire, but also to stay inside .....~ half-day leaves no fish on the hook, he changed a piece of bread, like a half-day did not fish on the hook ~ ~ no way ~ as he had to replace it, or half of earthworms did not fish on the hook under the ~ ~ ~ He angrily threw into the water out 100rmb cursed: Buy their own! ! !
24. table with a cold, runny nose, but he forgot to bring a handkerchief, and to keep the nose to nose forced inhalation. Write on the blackboard> language teacher suddenly turned to a lot of noises: Teacher and> said:
He replied: man; : Why do you print counterfeit money? criminals, said: the real one I will not print
27. Cowherd and Weaver Girl know down to earth bath, shaking ZZZZZZZZZ interpretation of a love story, it tells us: there is no opportunity to take a bath at home , so be sure to go outside shower to wash .....< br> 28. Xiao Ming back to the classroom with the teacher after using the toilet, said: : can not but speak out ah? > 30. The female mosquito is: not a good thing, one by one all grown up Chishi
31. I spent 80,000 bought a Western Zhou pottery, called yesterday tocolumns were identified, experts said gravely: What is the Western Zhou Dynasty? This is last week!
32. son: ah, and then what. the bullet is too scary! you? nurses, injection of the fortune. fortune tellers said: You, the first half doomed no women; not the man's face lit up: That I should have a right later in life? fortune teller said: hey, to later in life you get used to a person's life
37 . a person eating beef can not see a piece of beef noodles, they pointed to the bowl asked the boss: how beef is not beef noodles? boss said dismissively: Do not be too serious, do you expect from the wife eat cake in a wife?
38. Three mice were tasting the United States, Japan, China, wine, drink American wine mouse, go to step 3 down; drink sake mouse, go to step 2 down; mice drinking Chinese Erguotou , holding a kitchen knife, shouted:
he was dead.
funeral that day.
his family cried: '
Shuang Shuang Ah Ah ... ....'
passersby puzzled. asked: 'What are cool A. '
family cried:' Shuangsi ... ... Shuangsi!!
41. a man to jump, just shouted back to his wife: impulses, our long way to go! Chief carpool with elevator, after the Secretary released a fart chief said: things you can not afford to be magnanimous, to what you use? Why are so dear to me, okay! The very creative, ugly is not my intention, God will not lose my temper, I will brave live with my endless creativity. to set off the beauty of this world! In fact, I really, really very creative ... < br> 45. friends to go mountain climbing to the top, face the beautiful mountains and rivers of a girl shouting: the motherland ah! my mother! a crush on the boys quickly followed by her screaming: the motherland ah! my wife's mother!
46 . before I bought two dogs, called face! came a voice: and they had a falling out, and almost beat them, because some of them say that you monkeys, apes and some that you like, just too much! did not see you as a pig!
50. panda birthday, We said: I made two wishes, one is able to cure my dark circles, the other is hope to have a color photograph
51. Kuangzhui bees butterflies, butterfly is married to a snail. bee puzzled: He Where is the butterfly better than I answer: whatever the outcome, people have their own house, which, like you live in the dormitory
52. One day an elephant in the bath. Suddenly there was an ant came to this they said. you stand up. started to stand up. ant! you sit down and go. elephants do not understand Yeah you want to ask the ants. one will stand up and sit down for a while. ant replied! lost my underwear I see is not what you wear to steal
53. production team has just bought a donkey, but he died a few days. just a mare in heat. production team of employees to call to the production of business in the field captain. , but the jackass is dead. is to buy a head of a donkey, or you come back? disgusting things
55. a meteor across the night sky, I quickly make a wish, I hope you can become prettier. Who knows just finished Xu wish meteor I was not intentionally make things difficult for you?! !
56. give me a canteen of bread as a fulcrum, and I will be able to tilt the Earth! to the cafeteria Dafan, hit after dinner to ask Dafan master, You three conditions, the bat said, What is it? Toilet flies: Road does not phase the different plan, eat in good You Shayong, the light you've seen a few beautiful ass?
60. sophomore, all quarters of the girls like Zhou Hua Jian's songs, a tape was borrowed by us to go. Day, the girls ask spread: Zhou Hua Jian I do? Girls bunk answer: in my bed too! Silent two seconds, and then all the overturned bed.
61. a boy to a classmate to take a sheng nickname, called Pan Zhu, girls crying to the teacher, the teacher agreed to criticism of the boys the next day, speaking teachers in the class: nicknames, can not people like the Han to Jiaosha it? Ordinary dogs look at it dismissively said: idiot, see, I was undercover! Seven Fairy Lake in the bath
, Journey anxious to see.
monk seriously towards the lake, shouting: donor, careful crocodile ah!
naked fairies flying ashore.
Pig sigh: ah-led intelligence can not go beyond four
monk to travel by plane, the way the crash, but only three parachutes.
So, Tang Seng said, and everyone to answer, not answer to the jump.
Monkey: Monkey King, the sky a few sun ah?
Monkey King: A.
Monkey: give you a hand.
Monkey: Drifting, the sky a few moon ah?
Drifting: A.
Monkey: also give you a hand.
happy side of the Pig, so simple question.
Monkey: Journey, there are few stars in the sky ah?
. . . .
Pig jumped down.
Before long, four of them and fly to travel. The way they crash, or only three parachutes.
they continue to answer questions.
Monkey: Monkey, when the PRC was established it?
Wukong: 1949.
Monkey: give you a hand.
Monkey: Drifting, the liberation war, 死了多少人 ah?
Drifting: 250 million people.
Monkey: also give you a hand.
Monkey: Journey, that 250 million people in the name of what?
...... Journey has just jumped from one.
third time, four of them and to travel by plane, and on the way and an accident.
this time, the Pig said: Master, you do not ask, I just jump.
then plunged into the stream. Joining hands
Monkey: Amitabha, the parachute has four
1. One night, a naked man called a taxi, the driver stared at him intently, Naked furious and shouted: You Yeah have not seen his mother naked man! Driver also furious: I see where you money from his mother!
2. male and female friends to sleep a room, the woman drew the line: Over the line is brutal. Found that men really do not wake up over the line, the woman the man severely beat a slap in the face: you do not even like animals!
3. Hongtao meet foreign guests one day and tried to get in a word, saying: I am Hong TaoLiu, foreign guests, saying: I am his mother was seven of diamonds too!
4. Zai Zai was my father repaired, he went to find her mother complained: Zai Zai: Asked the family dinner the day: cliff waving a mouse, a short front paws, jump again and again, to learn to fly, watched it fall next to the mother bat's badly beaten, worried that: it father, or to tell it, it not we own it!
7. and friends to see the sunrise the top of Mount Tai, a friend pointed to the sky, said: out when the distance was Tizhaokuzai curse: Ghost: God, I want the next reincarnation, like an angel white body, and with a pair of wings, but I still want to suck blood.
God: What do you do Whisper it reincarnated.
2. A friend for the first time work-study program in the park Maibing Gun, I am sorry crying; this time, where one person suddenly shouted: That friend one, but was happy to follow the call:
3. Ants and elephants get married soon, the elephant died. Ants while buried in the elephant, while crying: A boy crush on a girl and blow the courage to ask what that girls like boys
.
5. One day, I catch the last train out of breath while chasing repeatedly calling: Master! Master wait for me ~
suddenly famous passenger stuck his head out the window, slowly in front of me: Monkey King. You do not chase the
6. Bio exam day, of which one question is to look at the legs of birds to guess the names of birds. Really do not know of a Health, angry on the paper to leave the examination room of a tear. Invigilator very angry and asked him: Mongolian beautiful actress After the performance, met with the leadership came to power, and then her hand, Wenhanwennuan, not half a day client was incensed, cordial and asked: What's your name? The actress excited
wife phone tag emotional rabbit joke
turtle: have not seen such beauty as I do? See you almost have to pop out of the eyeball.
toad: Girl, you tease me, did not see me have goose bumps yet?
2, oriole see Xunsi the weasel said: weasel scolded: Dragonflies do not trust my mom asked: What does she do?
dragonfly: It was singer Oh!
Dragonfly Mother: Singer? Before a dig it!
4, an ant and tree crow fight!
ants: You kind of give me down!
Crow: So, you kind of give me up!
ants: Good! I'm waiting for you to have you look good!
Crow: What do you want?
ant: I'll go get all my brothers, shake you down and killed along with you!
5, both the welfare lottery feces shell mantis, a dragonfly feces shell: I want to put in a radius of 50 miles award to buy down the toilet, eat your fill!
feces shell dragonfly B: You Ah Tai Su it! If I won the lottery to bag a living, eat fresh!
6, male butterflies of the female butterfly sings:
along came the scream, the mother butterfly sings: hibernating frog couple in river caves. Drake: Look, more happiness. Duck on drake: Do not look, is the big boss, live in villas, honeymoon, let's say nothing in this life, sir!
8, the first day, the white rabbit to the river fishing, caught nothing, go home.
next day the rabbit went to the river fishing, or catch nothing, go home.
third day, the white rabbit arrived in the river, a big fish to jump out from the river, directed at the rabbit shouted:
TMD If you dare to use Hu carrots as bait, and I flat you die!
(a) drink too much of a village home into the wrong pen, the sow lying beside said: Wife: Give me some water, sow hum a hum, the village head said, do not chant will not fall down , Caesar what Johnson. Readily touched, said: buy leather you, or double-breasted it.
(b) of the old couple to take pictures, the photographer asked:
(c) of the day, a barber to the beat of a selling candied fruit, and to the police station the police asked the barber: Why did you hit the sell candied fruit? Barber said :***, perm in my room, he shouted out children, I really envy you, so fast. The old lady replied: Ancient Nepal pound cat! Startled foreigners, even the elderly will be foreign language! Presented its chocolate, dried sweet potatoes the old lady thought it was, and said: I Laiwu there! Foreigners fainted!
(VI) Butterfly on bees, said: You're a petty, packed in a sweet belly but are reluctant to give me a bee wrote: Hmm! Said I, you two antennas on his head so long Why do not message me it.
(g) {peer} beetles and mosquitoes love, beetles: The. Wife: ten, her husband: the complete it? Wife: it is too early, others do not get some sleep! I asked ten o'clock it? Wife: eleven o'clock in the whole bar.
(ix) the couple fighting, put a pillow thrown downstairs, a beggar was passing through, Jinki, and then flew the next quilt, beggars ecstasy, wiping away tears rushed upstairs shouting: upstairs in the big brother, Please, put that woman toss come.
(x) Wife: night is not trying to Event? Husband: old thought his wife: not allowed to say that tired after work that night, not the spirit, can not fool on the bin, her husband: a must, wife: That night, my clothes are washed for it.
(k) of a young woman out the trash, do not accidentally slipped in the garbage, was about to get back up again by a scavenging of the old man in his arms, feeling the old man said: people just do not live in town, Do not say such a good wife, do not the.
(xii) an NPC toes suddenly blue, miracle-working doctor diagnosed with cancer, so removed, a few days, two toes become blue, the removal of three days later, bluish feet wide, had to switch to large hospitals, the last expert consultation diagnosis: socks fade.
a farming town to catch a donkey, donkey red light, fined 10 yuan. Drink donkey farmer: Farmer even more gas: Farmer was in a rage, then shouted: Farmer fire: Farmer tears Road, . Farmer said: ;
secretary called her husband: these days I want to go to Beijing for a meeting with the boss to call her husband
lover: My wife was not at home these days, with me < br> Valentine's called counseling students: the teacher something these days, closed
students called Grandpa: these days not in class, you play with Grandpa Grandpa to the Secretary
Call: Beijing can not go, and grandson asked me to accompany her husband to call the Secretary of
: CEOs suddenly something not to Beijing for a meeting of the
husband to lover to call: his wife does not go another time to counsel students
lovers call: as usual these days!!!
students to call Grandpa: 555 teacher said usual these days ;
grandfather to the Secretary of the call: or go to Beijing now, are you ready for
3. a beggar knocked on the window saying: Give me some money.
looked under the President, said: it gives you a cigarette.
beggar said: I do not smoke, give me some money.
, said: I car have beer, you drink a bottle of the bar.
beggar said: I do not drink wine, give me some money.
, said: If this is so, I take you to mahjong, I pay you betting on, is you win.
beggar said: I do not gamble, give me money.
, said: I'll take you to the sauna to enjoy Get in, I'll take you back, let my wife see: a non-smoking, no drinking, no gambling, no prostitution a good man can be mixed Chengsha Yang!
4. from the police academy Mr. Zhang graduated two years of marriage, the wife always felt something was different, suspected his wife was having an affair. day, Mr. Zhang is always found his wife on a cell phone text messages from strangers, and the contents of each message is the same: Zhaoxiong ask you to help me do something. After two hours, the snail has not come back, the turtle anxious curse: fuck I do not come back to starve to death! Then the door came the sound of a snail: I say you are his mother not to go!
One day, the cow ass out of a problem, ask Ass brains, or not answer. Cattle curse: What ass, Nanzuonvyou it!
2. seven years after graduation, and finally take a big project, building a thirty meters chimney, two-month period, cost three hundred thousand, but to Advancer. Finally finished out late last year. Today people to come to acceptance, being yelled die, not get paid. Damn! Drawings look backwards, others to dig a well!
3. a drunken man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by crowd, a policeman came: What happened? Drunk: do not know, I am also just arrived.
4. The doctor asked the patient how the fracture. Patient said, I think there are sand shoes to hold the poles shake shoes. TMD has a bastard through there, thought I was electrocuted, he took a stick gave me two sticks!
5. One said, turtles father, mother and son of a bitch turtle family decided to go hiking, they took a Shandong the end of bread and two cans of chicken
sea, then went off to Yangmingshan. Hard to climb ten years, at last! They sat on the floor, remove the equipment quasi
prepare dinner. Results, but found no band can opener!
son of a bitch: have to wait for me to come back! can not go back on Oh!
Turtle Mom: a! Parents regardless of the turtle! Old couple decided to start.
out getting ready to eat cake ... ...
Suddenly, son of a bitch stuck his head out from behind a tree ... ...
son of a bitch: cans device? I waited twenty-five years, in whom I wait until the end
it! I hate people lie to me!
6. small Xin: Daddy, why does the name of which three gold ?
Dad: lack of gold in your life, so take the name of Xin, like some life in the water to take named Miao, and some life in the absence of wood called Forest.
small Xin: Dad Dad, you say that Guo Jingjing and her sister what life in the missing?
7. a pair of male and female friends sitting on a park bench in love, women suddenly want to fart.
of the man said: I Division of Cuckoo called, not as you listen to.
men really than hear.
Thus, women in the Valley birds do not?
M: fart too loud, I could not!
8. turtle injured. let the snail go to buy medicine. after 2 hours. snail has not come back. turtle anxious cursed: I do not come back to fucking die! Then the door came the sound of a snail: I say you are his mother not to go!
9. somebody keep a pig, sick, abandoned, then know that return pig , the number of abandoned reactive. day, the car turned a lot of bending abandoned pig, late-night call the family, asked: body, the ants were all fall down. At this point there is one in the elephant's neck, falling ants loudly called for crashed. Then a student stood up and said: eat a good amount.
13. Xiao Ming: ; was unable to bear the question: No, ah ... ... the sentence: : ;
I am writing this letter slowly, because I know you see the word offensive!
our next week 2 times the rain, the first 4 days following the next 3 days the second time!
Huaguoshan you been? I had a great in heaven well, in the absence of gravity, so the stool, urine, tears and snot are not fall, do not you say bitter?
us good to eat beef noodles , Maybe you can come with us to eat hot pot restaurants West!
your sister give birth to the Goddess of Mercy, because students do not know the man or woman, we do do not know if you want to be uncle or aunt!
I sent you the clothes you get it? afraid when I go to send overweight, so put the buttons cut pocket in the clothes!
is late to write here, the time to me to play, remember not to drink plenty of water, or urine does not come out here to be painful!
P. S had wanted to send money to you, but the envelope has been glued!
17. ; a patient to the doctor complaining of dyspepsia: I recently very normal, what pulling eat, eat cucumber pull cucumber, watermelon eating watermelon pull, how to restore normal? doctors silent for a moment, that you can only eat shit out. < br> 18. someone to go to Shanghai on business lost a dollar in the street, police said: He can not help but sigh, , put his four paragraphs cut went to play mahjong, earthworms father thought, put his into the minced meat. earthworm mother cried and said: Will die cut so broken! . said to him: you come, I carry you now and then .. .. .. After a snail on the table and saw an ant .. .. turtle said to him: Come on you .. so the ants also come up. . Ants came after the snail .. .. see the above said something to him, , a fire, father and mother escaped, leaving only one son still inside. Mother is very nervous outside the house shouted: .. Quick, ~ are on fire, but also to stay inside .....~ half-day leaves no fish on the hook, he changed a piece of bread, like a half-day did not fish on the hook ~ ~ no way ~ as he had to replace it, or half of earthworms did not fish on the hook under the ~ ~ ~ He angrily threw into the water out 100rmb cursed: Buy their own! ! !
24. table with a cold, runny nose, but he forgot to bring a handkerchief, and to keep the nose to nose forced inhalation. Write on the blackboard> language teacher suddenly turned to a lot of noises: Teacher and> said:
He replied: man; : Why do you print counterfeit money? criminals, said: the real one I will not print
27. Cowherd and Weaver Girl know down to earth bath, shaking ZZZZZZZZZ interpretation of a love story, it tells us: there is no opportunity to take a bath at home , so be sure to go outside shower to wash .....< br> 28. Xiao Ming back to the classroom with the teacher after using the toilet, said: : can not but speak out ah? > 30. The female mosquito is: not a good thing, one by one all grown up Chishi
31. I spent 80,000 bought a Western Zhou pottery, called yesterday to
32. son: ah, and then what. the bullet is too scary! you? nurses, injection of the fortune. fortune tellers said: You, the first half doomed no women; not the man's face lit up: That I should have a right later in life? fortune teller said: hey, to later in life you get used to a person's life
37 . a person eating beef can not see a piece of beef noodles, they pointed to the bowl asked the boss: how beef is not beef noodles? boss said dismissively: Do not be too serious, do you expect from the wife eat cake in a wife?
38. Three mice were tasting the United States, Japan, China, wine, drink American wine mouse, go to step 3 down; drink sake mouse, go to step 2 down; mice drinking Chinese Erguotou , holding a kitchen knife, shouted:
he was dead.
funeral that day.
his family cried: '
Shuang Shuang Ah Ah ... ....'
passersby puzzled. asked: 'What are cool A. '
family cried:' Shuangsi ... ... Shuangsi!!
41. a man to jump, just shouted back to his wife: impulses, our long way to go! Chief carpool with elevator, after the Secretary released a fart chief said: things you can not afford to be magnanimous, to what you use? Why are so dear to me, okay! The very creative, ugly is not my intention, God will not lose my temper, I will brave live with my endless creativity. to set off the beauty of this world! In fact, I really, really very creative ... < br> 45. friends to go mountain climbing to the top, face the beautiful mountains and rivers of a girl shouting: the motherland ah! my mother! a crush on the boys quickly followed by her screaming: the motherland ah! my wife's mother!
46 . before I bought two dogs, called face! came a voice: and they had a falling out, and almost beat them, because some of them say that you monkeys, apes and some that you like, just too much! did not see you as a pig!
50. panda birthday, We said: I made two wishes, one is able to cure my dark circles, the other is hope to have a color photograph
51. Kuangzhui bees butterflies, butterfly is married to a snail. bee puzzled: He Where is the butterfly better than I answer: whatever the outcome, people have their own house, which, like you live in the dormitory
52. One day an elephant in the bath. Suddenly there was an ant came to this they said. you stand up. started to stand up. ant! you sit down and go. elephants do not understand Yeah you want to ask the ants. one will stand up and sit down for a while. ant replied! lost my underwear I see is not what you wear to steal
53. production team has just bought a donkey, but he died a few days. just a mare in heat. production team of employees to call to the production of business in the field captain. , but the jackass is dead. is to buy a head of a donkey, or you come back? disgusting things
55. a meteor across the night sky, I quickly make a wish, I hope you can become prettier. Who knows just finished Xu wish meteor I was not intentionally make things difficult for you?! !
56. give me a canteen of bread as a fulcrum, and I will be able to tilt the Earth! to the cafeteria Dafan, hit after dinner to ask Dafan master, You three conditions, the bat said, What is it? Toilet flies: Road does not phase the different plan, eat in good You Shayong, the light you've seen a few beautiful ass?
60. sophomore, all quarters of the girls like Zhou Hua Jian's songs, a tape was borrowed by us to go. Day, the girls ask spread: Zhou Hua Jian I do? Girls bunk answer: in my bed too! Silent two seconds, and then all the overturned bed.
61. a boy to a classmate to take a sheng nickname, called Pan Zhu, girls crying to the teacher, the teacher agreed to criticism of the boys the next day, speaking teachers in the class: nicknames, can not people like the Han to Jiaosha it? Ordinary dogs look at it dismissively said: idiot, see, I was undercover! Seven Fairy Lake in the bath
, Journey anxious to see.
monk seriously towards the lake, shouting: donor, careful crocodile ah!
naked fairies flying ashore.
Pig sigh: ah-led intelligence can not go beyond four
monk to travel by plane, the way the crash, but only three parachutes.
So, Tang Seng said, and everyone to answer, not answer to the jump.
Monkey: Monkey King, the sky a few sun ah?
Monkey King: A.
Monkey: give you a hand.
Monkey: Drifting, the sky a few moon ah?
Drifting: A.
Monkey: also give you a hand.
happy side of the Pig, so simple question.
Monkey: Journey, there are few stars in the sky ah?
. . . .
Pig jumped down.
Before long, four of them and fly to travel. The way they crash, or only three parachutes.
they continue to answer questions.
Monkey: Monkey, when the PRC was established it?
Wukong: 1949.
Monkey: give you a hand.
Monkey: Drifting, the liberation war, 死了多少人 ah?
Drifting: 250 million people.
Monkey: also give you a hand.
Monkey: Journey, that 250 million people in the name of what?
...... Journey has just jumped from one.
third time, four of them and to travel by plane, and on the way and an accident.
this time, the Pig said: Master, you do not ask, I just jump.
then plunged into the stream. Joining hands
Monkey: Amitabha, the parachute has four
1. One night, a naked man called a taxi, the driver stared at him intently, Naked furious and shouted: You Yeah have not seen his mother naked man! Driver also furious: I see where you money from his mother!
2. male and female friends to sleep a room, the woman drew the line: Over the line is brutal. Found that men really do not wake up over the line, the woman the man severely beat a slap in the face: you do not even like animals!
3. Hongtao meet foreign guests one day and tried to get in a word, saying: I am Hong TaoLiu, foreign guests, saying: I am his mother was seven of diamonds too!
4. Zai Zai was my father repaired, he went to find her mother complained: Zai Zai: Asked the family dinner the day: cliff waving a mouse, a short front paws, jump again and again, to learn to fly, watched it fall next to the mother bat's badly beaten, worried that: it father, or to tell it, it not we own it!
7. and friends to see the sunrise the top of Mount Tai, a friend pointed to the sky, said: out when the distance was Tizhaokuzai curse: Ghost: God, I want the next reincarnation, like an angel white body, and with a pair of wings, but I still want to suck blood.
God: What do you do Whisper it reincarnated.
2. A friend for the first time work-study program in the park Maibing Gun, I am sorry crying; this time, where one person suddenly shouted: That friend one, but was happy to follow the call:
3. Ants and elephants get married soon, the elephant died. Ants while buried in the elephant, while crying: A boy crush on a girl and blow the courage to ask what that girls like boys
.
5. One day, I catch the last train out of breath while chasing repeatedly calling: Master! Master wait for me ~
suddenly famous passenger stuck his head out the window, slowly in front of me: Monkey King. You do not chase the
6. Bio exam day, of which one question is to look at the legs of birds to guess the names of birds. Really do not know of a Health, angry on the paper to leave the examination room of a tear. Invigilator very angry and asked him: Mongolian beautiful actress After the performance, met with the leadership came to power, and then her hand, Wenhanwennuan, not half a day client was incensed, cordial and asked: What's your name? The actress excited
wife phone tag emotional rabbit joke
Monday, May 23, 2011
Eight friends , please cherish
1. achievements of your friends
they will continue to inspire you, let you see your strengths.
these friends may be called mentor. They are not necessarily your teachers, but they will in some areas with rich experience, often in career, family, interpersonal, and other areas to provide you with many of the recommendations. Life have this friend will become your biggest mental pillar, they often become able to
2.
support your friends you have to maintain, and praised you in front of others.
these friends is a In a person's growth process, support and encouragement of friends is the most precious. When you encounter setbacks, these friends can often help you share part of the psychological pressure, their trust is precisely what you
3.
and your like-minded friends with similar interests, but also you are most likely to get along with people.
with them, and you will have telepathy, commonly known as You will because you want to do, and they say are similar, it is often the feeling of being touched hearts. And their interaction will help you continue to carry out self-identity, your interests, life goals, or preferences, you can share with them. This strong feeling
4. matchmaking friends
meet you soon after to introduce you to like-minded understanding.
such friend is When you are proud of their figure may be few and far between; when you're down, they will appear in front of you in a timely manner. They are always willing to give you the most realistic support so you can see hope and opportunity to help you keep a positive psychological implications.
5. to encourage your friends
fun, make you relax friend.
some friends, when we have a mind, with the anguish, the first is that they want to talk to the object. This friend is a good listener, so you relax in front of them, you do not have any pressure, always makes you vent out their
6. broaden their horizons friend
allow you access to new ideas, new opportunities. Friends for Life is such
essential. They can be called your Friend's knowledge of such a wide field of vision wide, and interpersonal relations and more, will help you get a lot of different psychological feelings, make you stand above the people.
7. to your friends
guide to help you sort out good ideas, need guidance and recommendations to find them.
such friend is Everyone has difficulties and needs, once difficult to resolve on its own, the type of friends always the most timely and serious consideration to your questions, give you the most appropriate recommendations. In the choice you are faced with anxiety, confusion, may wish to chat to find them, maybe can help you better manage emotions, and understand their own, a clear direction.
8.'ll be your friend
with news, whether good or bad, always the first one to tell them. They have been with you.
mind that friends like the sea, the mountains, like a broad, regardless of when to find them, they will treat each other warmly and consistently support you. They make you feel satisfied and calm friend, and sometimes they do not need many words, just quietly be with you, you can heal your heart.
they will continue to inspire you, let you see your strengths.
these friends may be called mentor. They are not necessarily your teachers, but they will in some areas with rich experience, often in career, family, interpersonal, and other areas to provide you with many of the recommendations. Life have this friend will become your biggest mental pillar, they often become able to
2.
support your friends you have to maintain, and praised you in front of others.
these friends is a In a person's growth process, support and encouragement of friends is the most precious. When you encounter setbacks, these friends can often help you share part of the psychological pressure, their trust is precisely what you
3.
and your like-minded friends with similar interests, but also you are most likely to get along with people.
with them, and you will have telepathy, commonly known as You will because you want to do, and they say are similar, it is often the feeling of being touched hearts. And their interaction will help you continue to carry out self-identity, your interests, life goals, or preferences, you can share with them. This strong feeling
4. matchmaking friends
meet you soon after to introduce you to like-minded understanding.
such friend is When you are proud of their figure may be few and far between; when you're down, they will appear in front of you in a timely manner. They are always willing to give you the most realistic support so you can see hope and opportunity to help you keep a positive psychological implications.
5. to encourage your friends
fun, make you relax friend.
some friends, when we have a mind, with the anguish, the first is that they want to talk to the object. This friend is a good listener, so you relax in front of them, you do not have any pressure, always makes you vent out their
6. broaden their horizons friend
allow you access to new ideas, new opportunities. Friends for Life is such
essential. They can be called your Friend's knowledge of such a wide field of vision wide, and interpersonal relations and more, will help you get a lot of different psychological feelings, make you stand above the people.
7. to your friends
guide to help you sort out good ideas, need guidance and recommendations to find them.
such friend is Everyone has difficulties and needs, once difficult to resolve on its own, the type of friends always the most timely and serious consideration to your questions, give you the most appropriate recommendations. In the choice you are faced with anxiety, confusion, may wish to chat to find them, maybe can help you better manage emotions, and understand their own, a clear direction.
8.'ll be your friend
with news, whether good or bad, always the first one to tell them. They have been with you.
mind that friends like the sea, the mountains, like a broad, regardless of when to find them, they will treat each other warmly and consistently support you. They make you feel satisfied and calm friend, and sometimes they do not need many words, just quietly be with you, you can heal your heart.
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Sunday, May 22, 2011
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Wednesday, May 18, 2011
What makes a good friend !
Everyone has their own circle of life , let it alone, there are more recent play and his good friend , and I do, always hurt the so-called friends , perhaps friends who did not find my psychological experience, able to It was deep in my heart left a mark ! no perception, no one hit !
Sometimes I may not find in other words , maybe the boys go too close , maybe too good to me heart, each time to make concessions , so that is wrong with that ? ? ? But I have often made me feel Was playing , I get a belly fire ! ! ! really want to break off this friend , but I do not want to lose the friendship, and because people do not necessarily read in the intent , but also not so concerned about . But some people have a And again and again of playing me, so this time I was really angry ! ! ! not a reasonable explanation or apology , I will not ignore this so-called my friends ! ! !
good friends should be reliable, or even talk about anything , and now I feel around me the real friends can be really hard to communicate less and less , I do not know that I changed , or I do not know My friend , in short, one of the best of me , let me Xinrudaoge
Sometimes I may not find in other words , maybe the boys go too close , maybe too good to me heart, each time to make concessions , so that is wrong with that ? ? ? But I have often made me feel Was playing , I get a belly fire ! ! ! really want to break off this friend , but I do not want to lose the friendship, and because people do not necessarily read in the intent , but also not so concerned about . But some people have a And again and again of playing me, so this time I was really angry ! ! ! not a reasonable explanation or apology , I will not ignore this so-called my friends ! ! !
good friends should be reliable, or even talk about anything , and now I feel around me the real friends can be really hard to communicate less and less , I do not know that I changed , or I do not know My friend , in short, one of the best of me , let me Xinrudaoge
Look around you there are such people do, to seize the happy Oh
1. gas = you + make you like you
2. school crush on you + tell you = you
3. hurt you + you = want to go along you
4. want to read you + you = love you
5. Soon after you + you = want to marry you
6. beat you + call you = heart you
7. bother you + ignore you = want to dump you
have that moment , you go QQ to find me, let me accompany you to chat ?
have that kind of move , when you see the phone on my missed call and message, there will be a trace of mouth smile of satisfaction ?
there a happiness in my commitment to you desperately , felt like a little comfort ?
there a pleasure , because I will smile and laugh to see , you will be very happy ?
have that one second , you really want me to keep you forever ?
there a love only exists in that particular moment ?
If one day you suddenly want to go QQ to me , so I'll chat with you , but my head but never became gray , you will not have that Sad ?
if one day , when you boot time , and without my phone and information , you will not be a little low ?
If one day I will not promise you , but remain silent , you will not be a little sad ?
If one day no longer have a smile on my face , but two lines of tears , you will not have that heartache ?
If one day , I completely lost in your world , you will not think I exist ?
2. school crush on you + tell you = you
3. hurt you + you = want to go along you
4. want to read you + you = love you
5. Soon after you + you = want to marry you
6. beat you + call you = heart you
7. bother you + ignore you = want to dump you
have that moment , you go QQ to find me, let me accompany you to chat ?
have that kind of move , when you see the phone on my missed call and message, there will be a trace of mouth smile of satisfaction ?
there a happiness in my commitment to you desperately , felt like a little comfort ?
there a pleasure , because I will smile and laugh to see , you will be very happy ?
have that one second , you really want me to keep you forever ?
there a love only exists in that particular moment ?
If one day you suddenly want to go QQ to me , so I'll chat with you , but my head but never became gray , you will not have that Sad ?
if one day , when you boot time , and without my phone and information , you will not be a little low ?
If one day I will not promise you , but remain silent , you will not be a little sad ?
If one day no longer have a smile on my face , but two lines of tears , you will not have that heartache ?
If one day , I completely lost in your world , you will not think I exist ?
Monday, May 16, 2011
State Department reports of phone Daquan !
! ! 】 【 for emergencies
State Department reports of phone Daquan ! ! !
For emergencies】 【CCTV
CCTV ;
Daily News Phoenix TV Tel
clues:
Jiefang Daily News Hotline: 8621 -63523600
Xinhua News Hotline / 3222 ;
violation of the Central Organization Department reflect the selection and employment aspects of the report: Phone: area code +12380
extended detention of high inspection report prosecutors Tel:
inspection report from the masses of high crimes committed Phone: Email: cyjb@spp.gov.cn
Procuratorate commutation, parole, medical parole special inspections report telephone:
National Development and Reform Commission reported local bonds Tel:
National Development and Reform Commission to report violations of major construction projects:
migrant workers to report wage arrears: ;
Ministry of Public Security Economic Crime Complaint Center:
Ministry anti-trafficking hotlines:
Ministry of Land and Mineral Law Land China Hotline: 16829999
National Construction Ministry of Land System Service Hotline: 12319
Construction Ministry of Water Resources Water Report:
Ministry anti-pornography hotlines:
Safety Ministry of Agriculture to report accidents and emergencies call:
China's agricultural product quality complaints Station CASE complaints:
consumer complaints and reports, call: 12315
seed cases the Ministry of Agriculture Ministry of Agriculture hotlines :, 64194511
Department of Agriculture reported the case of pesticides:, 64194066
Bureau of Statistics to report illegal: 88123
audit transfer construction funds the Department of Water Resources report:, (automatic fax)
tax law cases reported SAT Tel: ,010 -63543740, Fax: ;
SERC calcium carbide, ferroalloy and coke industry, electricity and telephone supervision and reporting the implementation of tariff situation: ,010-66597388
Telephone Hotline Weather Forecast Hotline Vehicular traffic offense Hotline Fire Law and order emergency medical alarm Traffic Accident Emergency Hotline Forest fire Price Complaints Consumer Complaints Labor Complaints Environmental Complaints Quality and Technical Report Marine Alarm Telecom
emergency rescue services telephone complaints telephone hotline for reporting government departments convenience telephone
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State Department reports of phone Daquan ! ! !
For emergencies】 【CCTV
CCTV ;
Daily News Phoenix TV Tel
clues:
Jiefang Daily News Hotline: 8621 -63523600
Xinhua News Hotline / 3222 ;
violation of the Central Organization Department reflect the selection and employment aspects of the report: Phone: area code +12380
extended detention of high inspection report prosecutors Tel:
inspection report from the masses of high crimes committed Phone: Email: cyjb@spp.gov.cn
Procuratorate commutation, parole, medical parole special inspections report telephone:
National Development and Reform Commission reported local bonds Tel:
National Development and Reform Commission to report violations of major construction projects:
migrant workers to report wage arrears: ;
Ministry of Public Security Economic Crime Complaint Center:
Ministry anti-trafficking hotlines:
Ministry of Land and Mineral Law Land China Hotline: 16829999
National Construction Ministry of Land System Service Hotline: 12319
Construction Ministry of Water Resources Water Report:
Ministry anti-pornography hotlines:
Safety Ministry of Agriculture to report accidents and emergencies call:
China's agricultural product quality complaints Station CASE complaints:
consumer complaints and reports, call: 12315
seed cases the Ministry of Agriculture Ministry of Agriculture hotlines :, 64194511
Department of Agriculture reported the case of pesticides:, 64194066
Bureau of Statistics to report illegal: 88123
audit transfer construction funds the Department of Water Resources report:, (automatic fax)
tax law cases reported SAT Tel: ,010 -63543740, Fax: ;
SERC calcium carbide, ferroalloy and coke industry, electricity and telephone supervision and reporting the implementation of tariff situation: ,010-66597388
Telephone Hotline Weather Forecast Hotline Vehicular traffic offense Hotline Fire Law and order emergency medical alarm Traffic Accident Emergency Hotline Forest fire Price Complaints Consumer Complaints Labor Complaints Environmental Complaints Quality and Technical Report Marine Alarm Telecom
emergency rescue services telephone complaints telephone hotline for reporting government departments convenience telephone
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Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Pick two color secret
two color blue
who kill out of a previous period, the next issue is no: 06 10
on any of the two, the next issue is no: 03 07 08 09
on any of the three, the next period is not: 03
on all four of the next issue is no: 05 07 09
on any of the five, the next issue is no: 02 04 10 16
on any of the six, the next period the no: 05 08 10 12 16
any of the seven on the next issue is no: 09 12 15
on all of the eight, if not next: 04 0,506,070,810,121,416 < br> any of the nine on the next issue is no: 01 03 05 08 10 11 12 14 16
on any of the 0, next is not: 01 02 03 04 08 09 10 12 13 16
kill
1 basketball calculation of the current period of 32 tail end of both 02 +1 does not open the red one blue
2 +3 (more than 16-16) does not open the red one by the Blue
3 2 (greater than 16-16)
4 multiplied by the two blue tail, blue tail with 5 not open
5 red + blue tail end of the three (more than 16-16) does not open blue
Three 6 Red + Blue tail, the tail does not open blue
7.AC value X2-6 kill
8. the sum of two blue No. No law the sum of two blue, and (if big
16, then subtract the number of post-16), do not open blue
9. of No. 11 plus No. 4 by the red ball plus 1, if number not in range
basketball numbers around 16 plus or minus adjustments ( multiplied by the number of 11 plus on the 4th red ball) /
16 ==> remainder
kill blue four strokes
A: the first two Sunday by a blue plus sign (non-Sunday Special blue number) sum of (greater than 16 by 16 in) from the number of killed
Thursday to open the basketball, the history of 129 is only two mistakes, and continue to kill on Sunday with the number of basketball, the history of historical
only the wrong one.
B: the first two out of the blue on Thursday, adding a plus (more than 16 by 16 in) from the number killed on Thursday to open the basketball, only the wrong calendar
in the history of the two, and with the number of to kill the Sunday basketball history is only four wrong.
C: with the ending of the first three basketball and (greater than 16 minus 16) to kill to open basketball history on the wrong four,
D: with the number of basketball and the first three (more than 16 by 16 or a multiple of 16) to kill to open basketball history on the wrong six
Shanren prediction method
Blue gall to spend two plus three blue code blue code and add and subtract 4 from the desert and then killed Blue Law No. 4 to kill the remaining four numbers there must be a code.
example: No. 55 Blue = 58 +56 blue on blue No. No. (range)
07 + 02 = 09 出 number range (05 _13) killed more than odd 06 08 10 (12)
as analogy to 65, had not run out the range of 4 yards.
all 4 yards under the circumstances in which a yard will be selected in blue ------
kill another alternative formula
Formula One: Red Code ending in the previous period plus minimum 5 (large 10 minus 10, the same below), kill the next tail;
example, the smallest red code 2006006 08, 8 +5 = 13,13-10 = 3, the next killing three of the blue code.
formula II: on the Blue mantissa minus 1 yards, the next killing of tail;
such as the Blue Code 2006008 16,6-1 = 5, the next of kill 5.
formula III: the period (from small to large order) plus 4 red tail code 4, the end of next kill.
such as red code 2006005 24,4 4 +4 = 8, the next killing eight.
alternative method to kill the blue:: the period divided by 16 red balls and the remainder for the next lore Blue No.
three full-kill method --- 98%
accuracy rate of 8 when the ten day pass to kill 4
occurs when the ten day pass to kill 5 9
When ten of 2 next pass to kill 6
when a 7 day pass ten killed 2
occurs when the ten day pass to kill 6 1
occurs when ten day pass to kill 4 3
there a day when ten pass to kill 8
when the ten day pass to kill appears 0 0
of 9 when the ten day pass to kill 6
occurs when the ten day pass 4 kill 7
a set of three laws, and some bile
a bit out of law No. 8 or 4, 1-5 during the period after the group had three 1-2 (per cent accuracy rate: 85.3), please Verify!
ten 0, 1-3 during the period after the group of three there. (percent accuracy rate: 86.9) Please verify!
one hundred out of 8, the next number of lamps: 109 1-3. (percent accuracy rate: 85.2) Please verify!
one hundred out of 6, the next number of lamps: 974 1-2.
one hundred out of 0, the next number of lamps: 493 Ten out of 1-3
6, the next number of lamps: 734 1-3 (above all is said Jiang Hao).
a bit out of 8, the next number of lamps: 846
bits a 2, the next number of gall: 831 1-3
a bit out of 9, the next number of lamps: 840 (3)
a bit out of one, the next number of lamps: 102 (9) a 1
Whenever a ten-ridden 1 time. . 2 days to be optimistic about 0. If you did not open, then this group 3 days. To really open group 3 had. . Day 3 0 can not watch. On the other hand 0 positive. 1 out in the hundreds when the first 2 days the most obvious. And the tail would go 3. Or 4. This historical walk again. . Will open and 3.23.4.24,3 Last 3 days, and certainly will come to 10000000%
1 1 ball machine features: bile code 189 will be the next one to two, the accuracy was 95%.
the best combination of two yards: 80 94 96 99 90
best and value: 101,619 times: 7 11 15
1 2 ball machine features: bile code 0159 will be the next one to two, and accurate rate of 80%.
the best combination of two yards: 05 75 33 22 00 49
best and value: 11,131,415 times: 10 17
2 1 ball machine features: bile code 015 will be the next one to two. Accuracy rate of 85%.
the best combination of two yards: 34 13 08 71 09 84 45
the best and the value of: 14 15: 9 11 16
2 2 ball machine features: bile code 3586 will be the next one to two. Accuracy rate of 80%.
the best combination of two yards: 45 08 38 23 46 05
the best and the value: 91,113 times: 10 15 18
3D 5,1 = 6,2 = 7,3 = 8,4 = 9;
2, such as 06 034 465 Open, according to the principles of the first pairing, killing 019 to 465 and its corresponding, then the 035's will No. 4 yards out is 2738, corresponding with the code 496 150 465 plus the group consisting of six and can kill groups of three, which in turn will
2738 is set out more than a yard;
3, if the last out of 05 16,27,38,49 either on the code, the direct spend on the lottery numbers and their corresponding code numbers given out of a 4 yards. Such as the 033 opened 549, 49 of the code, then the 034 will be 5049 out of one yard;
4, the previous period as a set of three out of the code can be directly given four yards. Such as opening 699, 032, 033 will be given a 4 code is 1649;
5, if the encounter errors, such as when 025 lottery numbers from 024 in 1638 will be a yard out, the results of 025 open error 707 Therefore, when the forecast is no longer used 026 025 to be 4 yards, but the direct use of 1638 to be 4 yards out of a can;
kill code, although this method was small, high accuracy, proven 215 (05180-06036 of), the error of only 32, the correct rate of 85%
two color method of random selection techniques
red ball of cold hot digital error tracking system
Accordingly the author of the hot and cold for the color ball game design digital error tracking system (see table). Hope to explore color ball lottery lottery Raiders. Are summarized as follows:
1, short-term forecast principle lottery thermotaxis:
Lottery ERNIE Although there is no law, but in a certain period, some features of lottery numbers (number size, hot and cold, etc.) will appear bias. Tracking error, you can guess the next number of trends. Gail Howard recommends moving the short-term period is 5-10 period. Consider the two color red ball number to be elected is 33, would try to lower down on it, as the 3-8 period.
2, the header of the column to explain:
1) number of intervals each lottery number: number of intervals is also called the For example, the first 39 winning numbers 03-05-23-24-27-32, winning their respective number of intervals since the last order of 3-0-4-0-0-1. Number of coincidence, also known as the interval of 0.
2) Total: theoretical value is 27; the actual value is equal to the interval between each six Jiang Hao and numbers, such as 39, a total of (number of and interval) is 8.
3) Current Average: theoretical value is 4.5, the actual value is equal to
4) No heat, cold numbers, temperature and number, coincidence number: the number of each order of lottery number is less than or equal to 2 intervals, greater than or equal to 8, ranging between 3-7 and the number is equal to 0.
3, Application:
tracking error, grasp the trend reversed, Classification deleted, Pick. For ease of use, designed to increase the number of cold, warm No, No coincidence statistics and theoretical value of the three, the maximum and so on. For example, before the first 38 lottery 5 (No. 33), tracking systems, surveillance data, No excessive heat; so warm since the beginning of No. 34, No. turns cold, According to the general case, the next election should be all hot number. Sure enough, roll out the first 38 6 Jiang Hao interval equal to 1,2 all the hot number,
deviations or more consecutive 4 No. 38 does exist in the lottery before, if we can grasp this deviation reverse trend, facing No. 37, three out of 15 did not shake the red ball (warm, cold numbers), take the remaining 18 red balls (hot numbers), and scientific group number with the basketball betting, with less investment award winning color ball is possible. Section 38 is to grasp
reverse trend, a special case of betting group number. Color ball lottery 1 to 39 were 119 (including the test machine 80) out of a total of 2 6, 8, 5, 27 4 No. period heat winners, 32% chance of winning. Together with a flexible set of numbers, can be decisive. It is important to short-term trend prediction is lottery lottery some basic characteristics (number of the system in predicting the trend of hot and cold), not specific wounded operation. In terms of 1.5 Pick reserves, the general pre-set number 9, then deviations Qushi distribution. For example, before the first 39 lottery, distribution is 5:1:3.
as two consecutive
lotto-type The author believes that playing
play Welfare lottery is different from the kinds of gambling, it is an elegant game, which is well known, so the players in mind should be calm. As a large palette, sales must be huge, plus the betting number combinations are covered by thousands of thousands of exhausted, so basic to each create a number of awards and the grand prize in the lottery, you can say . Without winning the lottery then the best thing to grasp the mentality, you have to clear To be trained, Play Have intentions to do things, even gambling, it should be hard, but do not be too painstaking. To play relaxed, play cool and play full, you have a comprehensive understanding of Because of this play has long been popular in foreign countries, the practice gradually summarized many lottery knowledge that those who love the wisdom of the lottery. We have to do is to store more and more mind such
play To the Play the lottery with many other benefits of 15 selected 5 lottery experience. But be sure to note that experience is one thing made the emotional factor, not the decisive factor, but the experience is sometimes useless constraints Lottery thinking. Lottery to want to play good
play Do not be discouraged by short and did not hesitate to winning, we should always remember the popular City color word, Participation behavior itself shows your determination, did not miss a participation, it will weaken your resolve to a point that, when you can buy the Pita, you may be completely lost his mind, and have lost color to play fun, and then lost the hope of life, attractive colors. Persist in Lottery should remember this.
500 million second prize award and the high is a lot of players in goal. Winning by a few of the practice, we can easily find, bet
one, specializing in Second Prize - Suppose you just want a million less than in the awards, the goal should be to award the second prize, then the Because the you can get in the The
Second, the double bets to be spotted blue number. From the , much higher than the investment return of 2.5 times or 500 times, for example, had a lottery, the red ball number 15 package, blue numbers radio, did not result in a red number, but the numbers in blue, and invested a thousand dollars still get over 20,000 in prize money. Therefore, for the double bets to capture the blue number is critical to obtain high returns, if the red ball area will adopt the double bet, the blue number to the radio or the packet number, but it must be accurate, to ensure high returns.
Third, buy the blue No. 16 straight for 500 million. In the blue number is 500 million grand prize in the prerequisites. There is a double-edged sword approach: is the use of double bet, first blue number 16 all the buy-out, do so only need 32 dollars, then you can use all the energy in the 33 selected six red numbers, so you in take In the bet I believe, with the color ball pool continues to climb,
dig the blue issue of the , which will be blue number into four categories: odd, even, trumpet, tuba. 61 down, they are happening is: 37 large, 24 small, odd 32, even 29, even and odd numbers tend to balance, but the size of the number significant deviation. Here are some ideas which can be drawn.
First, you can determine the parity balance, which is at the statistics of the ten more evident in this conclusion is indeed very useful for future Pick: When the number of deviations from parity, in particular, is a continuous imbalance, low values can be expected to The cover and the cover level. Secondly, from the first six of ten since the statistics can be found, apart from the first 21-30 The ten large and small section of 5:5 balance, the remaining segments are large in all ten higher than the trumpet, the first 41 to 50 period the ratio of the size of No. 8:2. This statistic tells us that two kinds of possibilities: First, this number itself out of the blue there is large number of properties above the trumpet, at least 61 in the existing statistics are not a paragraph appeared in ten small than large, or in the future there will be small than large covering of the possible.
In addition, the blue numbers also show some seem to have the regular features: In addition to the Lottery have been familiar to students such as digital phase interaction between the delivery of relationship, one of the most notable features are: values fall into the small area once (01-08), most of them will not stop large segment bounced back immediately, that is, there do not need to trumpet after the next general consider a smaller number than it is, but simply to determine the next move of the magnitude of the large . Small area to high-end ball 07, for example, lottery since there have been a total of 07 ball 6 times, in addition to the first 30 are 5 times outside the immediate return of large areas, not to say that smaller than its number 06, 03 a.
Yunnan chase for the 696 Note) and high bonuses second to none, compared to just a little bit Totals can be concluded. To this end, Diao Xiansheng recommended skewness of lottery play may be concerned about common, easy to understand and effective number of analytical methods, in practice the majority of lottery players more respected. value is the current number of so-called
figures and, in general terms does not apply to order-type of play, because he asked no matter how the numbers change, total change to have a certain range. Red color ball 33 yards from the Choose 6, the sum of the total range is 21-183, with an average of 102. If the mean plus or minus 15, the range of 30 to study for an interval, while excluding divided into five intervals 27-57,58-87,88-117,118-147,148-177. To 74 since the lottery data show: the total value of all in the 58-87 and 118-147 appeared 17 and 13, below 58 and above 147 are only one, and in the 88? The emergence of 117 over 42 now accounts for 56.7% of the total lottery installments, so easy to see that color ball has a very strong value of the winning numbers range preference, select the total number selected in the 88-117 range relative to the other four have a more strong advantage and a greater winning opportunities. Code Red value analysis for both the old and new Lottery Lottery is that they grasp the whole screening and a code red scale.
a Lottery commented, Lottery wise to speaking, it is easy to do.
Recently, many lottery consult the very interested. Here, we work together to understand the double-and single-style betting betting the difference.
In fact, the double-and single-style betting is essentially betting not very different. With 02,03,04,05,06 +01), (01,02,03,04,05,07 +01), (02,03,04,05,06,07 +01), (01,03,04,05,06, 07 +01), (01,02,04,05,06,07 +01), (01,02,03,05,06,07 +01), (01,02,03,04,06,07 +01) 7 Note single type betting ticket , the total amount bet is 14 dollars. Multiple bets ultimately comes down to a single type bets, and buy lottery tickets from the number of point of view, there is no difference between the probability of winning.
However, due to the characteristics of double-betting operation that it has decided to single-style betting is different from the brief but wonderful features.
1, double bet with a time-saving, easy to put more quickly according to their individual willingness to bet on. Lottery in its sole discretion can, in a betting slip to easily choose their own number of promising numbers, without regard to number of combinations between the problem and print out a lottery ticket as long as the save, but did not like the single-type betting , costs a lot of time and effort filling a lot of numbers, save the stack of lottery tickets. In addition, the lottery winners to see if the time and more easily, without a view of a number, but also reduces the possibility of missing. Such as the double bet
2, from the winner's point of view, spend the same amount of double counting and single-style betting betting tickets, the probability of winning are the same, but different betting methods, the effect is not the same. Double bet is to focus on the relevant numbers for all lottery, with a force, like money, with 100 million to spend your time, you can buy a nice house seat, but if it is separated 100 100 to spend, while the same money, but even one square meter of the houses can not buy. Many have had experience Lottery: lottery numbers obviously chose themselves, but there is not in the same note, results and awards pass.
on the stimulation. Now, double betting play more and more people can see the popularity of this method, conditional Lottery may wish to hand a try. With the Lottery Pick
level, many prefer to use double-betting lottery to choose two color of the numbers. Greater risk because a large compound, many lottery economic benefits to keen on the small duplex. The following brings together some two color
winner of the Pick the experience for Lottery reference.
select small duplex spend less, while the number of coverage a lot. 6 +16, such as a small duplex, only 32 yuan, to be sure to go Liudeng Jiang. If you select more than 3 red balls, there will be more gains. Results from the betting point of view, the small double winning rate. Note 55 in the selected compound in the first prize in the lottery, there are 35 injection using a small duplex, the ratio was 63% higher hit rate of small compound 7 +1,7 +2,6 +16,8 +1 and so on.
bets require small duplex to make relatively accurate judgments Jiang Hao.
how to determine the number, you can use some small Eren if the 1-2 group number or even number three as an alternative is necessary, and consider a group with the tail number. Color ball winning numbers appear even number? With two even more? 72% probability, the frequency with the tail number is about 61%. But with the tail number and the weight number, even the number two at the same time the frequency is not high. Another example is the focus appears to determine the range of numbers? Number of focus?, Suggesting that this range typically have multiple Jiang Hao out, and then according to special potential number of positive, negative thinking, inference of specific numbers. Because of the difficulty of selecting the right all the numbers are not small, and focus on selecting the right number out of range is relatively easy.
decided upon a candidate number, it is necessary to be screened on numbers. As is often Also, be careful not to select more than 5 even numbers, do not choose the four odd-even number of contiguous or connected to a combination of 4, do not select all even odd mix of all, do not select the whole Daquan with a small, not to vote for the rules of the graphics numbers too and so on.
hands on the basketball is best prepared to do well, and even more hand-prepared. Can also be the emergence of the red ball and basketball features are summarized into a number of random selection formulas, the red ball under the direct derivative selected basketball, or judgments which may arise such as basketball.
Finally do not forget that according to your number will never possible combination of 1-2 injection single type, this election and can deal with
In particular, a game implies a variety of play, creating a large number of two color Pick experts. Recently, a unique eye Lottery Zhang, introduce their own unique way to read the tape.
Lottery Zhang said that his approach is to come from the game. And drinking with friends, the longest play is a Monastic few wrong people will. Long time, he was particularly sensitive to these figures, when the lottery is often concerned about these figures. Recently he found the winning numbers in two color associated with 7 of these figures appear very high frequency.
in two color 33 red balls, and This figure was 33 of 10 candidate number 1 / 3, in theory, a number each number should be 2 - 3, but the frequency of occurrence of the past five installments of up to 3.6. Zhang believes that due to No. obtained probability point of view, this group associated with the 7-digit number should be higher than the numbers are many other combinations. By Jiang Hao and 7 related trend analysis, you can also find a new partitioning methods: the first related to 10 and 7 for a number of areas, then a multiple of 3 and 5 times? Removed associated with the 7? 3,5,6,9,10,12,15,20,24,30,33 as a district, the number of the remaining 12 for the third district. The relationship between the figures based on the partition method can sometimes see more clearly Jiang Hao trend.
Finally, Zhang said, the number 7 itself is a little synchronization of the trend will appear.
After a long study of two color analysis, summed up the first number of precise positioning, although it can not achieve the accuracy of each phase, but it has to follow the law, now some of my feelings and experiences posted for your reference , hope to initiate arouse inspiration.
how to pinpoint the number one: The current Red No. 6 subtract 5 numbers drawn, and then added together, minus the sum of 5 (10 or more if the number of bits and ten re-phase Canada, until a number of units to date), the result is the next phase of the first number.
example: 2,004,018, lottery numbers were: 02,05,06,08,28,30. subtracted from the number 6 and as follows: 3 +1 +2 +20 +2 = 28; 28-5 = 23; a bit and ten add 2 +3 = 5. Therefore, the first number is 05 2004019.
Some people may ask, accuracy rate? I regret to inform you that only 30% (more than we can look back on it), but there is a feature of the law, is either a very long time does not appear, either continuously or every twenty-three there will appear a . Such as: 2003086,2003087; 2004005,2004007; 2004016,2004018.
Although only 30% accuracy rate, but as long as master them, as we expect, or helpful. No. affirmed the first six numbers, saving the
In addition, there is a phenomenon to tell you.
also to 2,004,018 as an example: The subtraction No. 6 and is 28, and ten digit sum 2 +8 = 10 = 1,
28-5 = 23 = 5
28 +5 = 33 = 6
which: 28,10,1,23,5,33,6 (referring to the location of these figures the number), there are one or two numbers appear the next session of the three numbers.
who kill out of a previous period, the next issue is no: 06 10
on any of the two, the next issue is no: 03 07 08 09
on any of the three, the next period is not: 03
on all four of the next issue is no: 05 07 09
on any of the five, the next issue is no: 02 04 10 16
on any of the six, the next period the no: 05 08 10 12 16
any of the seven on the next issue is no: 09 12 15
on all of the eight, if not next: 04 0,506,070,810,121,416 < br> any of the nine on the next issue is no: 01 03 05 08 10 11 12 14 16
on any of the 0, next is not: 01 02 03 04 08 09 10 12 13 16
kill
1 basketball calculation of the current period of 32 tail end of both 02 +1 does not open the red one blue
2 +3 (more than 16-16) does not open the red one by the Blue
3 2 (greater than 16-16)
4 multiplied by the two blue tail, blue tail with 5 not open
5 red + blue tail end of the three (more than 16-16) does not open blue
Three 6 Red + Blue tail, the tail does not open blue
7.AC value X2-6 kill
8. the sum of two blue No. No law the sum of two blue, and (if big
16, then subtract the number of post-16), do not open blue
9. of No. 11 plus No. 4 by the red ball plus 1, if number not in range
basketball numbers around 16 plus or minus adjustments ( multiplied by the number of 11 plus on the 4th red ball) /
16 ==> remainder
kill blue four strokes
A: the first two Sunday by a blue plus sign (non-Sunday Special blue number) sum of (greater than 16 by 16 in) from the number of killed
Thursday to open the basketball, the history of 129 is only two mistakes, and continue to kill on Sunday with the number of basketball, the history of historical
only the wrong one.
B: the first two out of the blue on Thursday, adding a plus (more than 16 by 16 in) from the number killed on Thursday to open the basketball, only the wrong calendar
in the history of the two, and with the number of to kill the Sunday basketball history is only four wrong.
C: with the ending of the first three basketball and (greater than 16 minus 16) to kill to open basketball history on the wrong four,
D: with the number of basketball and the first three (more than 16 by 16 or a multiple of 16) to kill to open basketball history on the wrong six
Shanren prediction method
Blue gall to spend two plus three blue code blue code and add and subtract 4 from the desert and then killed Blue Law No. 4 to kill the remaining four numbers there must be a code.
example: No. 55 Blue = 58 +56 blue on blue No. No. (range)
07 + 02 = 09 出 number range (05 _13) killed more than odd 06 08 10 (12)
as analogy to 65, had not run out the range of 4 yards.
all 4 yards under the circumstances in which a yard will be selected in blue ------
kill another alternative formula
Formula One: Red Code ending in the previous period plus minimum 5 (large 10 minus 10, the same below), kill the next tail;
example, the smallest red code 2006006 08, 8 +5 = 13,13-10 = 3, the next killing three of the blue code.
formula II: on the Blue mantissa minus 1 yards, the next killing of tail;
such as the Blue Code 2006008 16,6-1 = 5, the next of kill 5.
formula III: the period (from small to large order) plus 4 red tail code 4, the end of next kill.
such as red code 2006005 24,4 4 +4 = 8, the next killing eight.
alternative method to kill the blue:: the period divided by 16 red balls and the remainder for the next lore Blue No.
three full-kill method --- 98%
accuracy rate of 8 when the ten day pass to kill 4
occurs when the ten day pass to kill 5 9
When ten of 2 next pass to kill 6
when a 7 day pass ten killed 2
occurs when the ten day pass to kill 6 1
occurs when ten day pass to kill 4 3
there a day when ten pass to kill 8
when the ten day pass to kill appears 0 0
of 9 when the ten day pass to kill 6
occurs when the ten day pass 4 kill 7
a set of three laws, and some bile
a bit out of law No. 8 or 4, 1-5 during the period after the group had three 1-2 (per cent accuracy rate: 85.3), please Verify!
ten 0, 1-3 during the period after the group of three there. (percent accuracy rate: 86.9) Please verify!
one hundred out of 8, the next number of lamps: 109 1-3. (percent accuracy rate: 85.2) Please verify!
one hundred out of 6, the next number of lamps: 974 1-2.
one hundred out of 0, the next number of lamps: 493 Ten out of 1-3
6, the next number of lamps: 734 1-3 (above all is said Jiang Hao).
a bit out of 8, the next number of lamps: 846
bits a 2, the next number of gall: 831 1-3
a bit out of 9, the next number of lamps: 840 (3)
a bit out of one, the next number of lamps: 102 (9) a 1
Whenever a ten-ridden 1 time. . 2 days to be optimistic about 0. If you did not open, then this group 3 days. To really open group 3 had. . Day 3 0 can not watch. On the other hand 0 positive. 1 out in the hundreds when the first 2 days the most obvious. And the tail would go 3. Or 4. This historical walk again. . Will open and 3.23.4.24,3 Last 3 days, and certainly will come to 10000000%
1 1 ball machine features: bile code 189 will be the next one to two, the accuracy was 95%.
the best combination of two yards: 80 94 96 99 90
best and value: 101,619 times: 7 11 15
1 2 ball machine features: bile code 0159 will be the next one to two, and accurate rate of 80%.
the best combination of two yards: 05 75 33 22 00 49
best and value: 11,131,415 times: 10 17
2 1 ball machine features: bile code 015 will be the next one to two. Accuracy rate of 85%.
the best combination of two yards: 34 13 08 71 09 84 45
the best and the value of: 14 15: 9 11 16
2 2 ball machine features: bile code 3586 will be the next one to two. Accuracy rate of 80%.
the best combination of two yards: 45 08 38 23 46 05
the best and the value: 91,113 times: 10 15 18
3D 5,1 = 6,2 = 7,3 = 8,4 = 9;
2, such as 06 034 465 Open, according to the principles of the first pairing, killing 019 to 465 and its corresponding, then the 035's will No. 4 yards out is 2738, corresponding with the code 496 150 465 plus the group consisting of six and can kill groups of three, which in turn will
2738 is set out more than a yard;
3, if the last out of 05 16,27,38,49 either on the code, the direct spend on the lottery numbers and their corresponding code numbers given out of a 4 yards. Such as the 033 opened 549, 49 of the code, then the 034 will be 5049 out of one yard;
4, the previous period as a set of three out of the code can be directly given four yards. Such as opening 699, 032, 033 will be given a 4 code is 1649;
5, if the encounter errors, such as when 025 lottery numbers from 024 in 1638 will be a yard out, the results of 025 open error 707 Therefore, when the forecast is no longer used 026 025 to be 4 yards, but the direct use of 1638 to be 4 yards out of a can;
kill code, although this method was small, high accuracy, proven 215 (05180-06036 of), the error of only 32, the correct rate of 85%
two color method of random selection techniques
red ball of cold hot digital error tracking system
Accordingly the author of the hot and cold for the color ball game design digital error tracking system (see table). Hope to explore color ball lottery lottery Raiders. Are summarized as follows:
1, short-term forecast principle lottery thermotaxis:
Lottery ERNIE Although there is no law, but in a certain period, some features of lottery numbers (number size, hot and cold, etc.) will appear bias. Tracking error, you can guess the next number of trends. Gail Howard recommends moving the short-term period is 5-10 period. Consider the two color red ball number to be elected is 33, would try to lower down on it, as the 3-8 period.
2, the header of the column to explain:
1) number of intervals each lottery number: number of intervals is also called the For example, the first 39 winning numbers 03-05-23-24-27-32, winning their respective number of intervals since the last order of 3-0-4-0-0-1. Number of coincidence, also known as the interval of 0.
2) Total: theoretical value is 27; the actual value is equal to the interval between each six Jiang Hao and numbers, such as 39, a total of (number of and interval) is 8.
3) Current Average: theoretical value is 4.5, the actual value is equal to
4) No heat, cold numbers, temperature and number, coincidence number: the number of each order of lottery number is less than or equal to 2 intervals, greater than or equal to 8, ranging between 3-7 and the number is equal to 0.
3, Application:
tracking error, grasp the trend reversed, Classification deleted, Pick. For ease of use, designed to increase the number of cold, warm No, No coincidence statistics and theoretical value of the three, the maximum and so on. For example, before the first 38 lottery 5 (No. 33), tracking systems, surveillance data, No excessive heat; so warm since the beginning of No. 34, No. turns cold, According to the general case, the next election should be all hot number. Sure enough, roll out the first 38 6 Jiang Hao interval equal to 1,2 all the hot number,
deviations or more consecutive 4 No. 38 does exist in the lottery before, if we can grasp this deviation reverse trend, facing No. 37, three out of 15 did not shake the red ball (warm, cold numbers), take the remaining 18 red balls (hot numbers), and scientific group number with the basketball betting, with less investment award winning color ball is possible. Section 38 is to grasp
reverse trend, a special case of betting group number. Color ball lottery 1 to 39 were 119 (including the test machine 80) out of a total of 2 6, 8, 5, 27 4 No. period heat winners, 32% chance of winning. Together with a flexible set of numbers, can be decisive. It is important to short-term trend prediction is lottery lottery some basic characteristics (number of the system in predicting the trend of hot and cold), not specific wounded operation. In terms of 1.5 Pick reserves, the general pre-set number 9, then deviations Qushi distribution. For example, before the first 39 lottery, distribution is 5:1:3.
as two consecutive
lotto-type The author believes that playing
play Welfare lottery is different from the kinds of gambling, it is an elegant game, which is well known, so the players in mind should be calm. As a large palette, sales must be huge, plus the betting number combinations are covered by thousands of thousands of exhausted, so basic to each create a number of awards and the grand prize in the lottery, you can say . Without winning the lottery then the best thing to grasp the mentality, you have to clear To be trained, Play Have intentions to do things, even gambling, it should be hard, but do not be too painstaking. To play relaxed, play cool and play full, you have a comprehensive understanding of Because of this play has long been popular in foreign countries, the practice gradually summarized many lottery knowledge that those who love the wisdom of the lottery. We have to do is to store more and more mind such
play To the Play the lottery with many other benefits of 15 selected 5 lottery experience. But be sure to note that experience is one thing made the emotional factor, not the decisive factor, but the experience is sometimes useless constraints Lottery thinking. Lottery to want to play good
play Do not be discouraged by short and did not hesitate to winning, we should always remember the popular City color word, Participation behavior itself shows your determination, did not miss a participation, it will weaken your resolve to a point that, when you can buy the Pita, you may be completely lost his mind, and have lost color to play fun, and then lost the hope of life, attractive colors. Persist in Lottery should remember this.
500 million second prize award and the high is a lot of players in goal. Winning by a few of the practice, we can easily find, bet
one, specializing in Second Prize - Suppose you just want a million less than in the awards, the goal should be to award the second prize, then the Because the you can get in the The
Second, the double bets to be spotted blue number. From the , much higher than the investment return of 2.5 times or 500 times, for example, had a lottery, the red ball number 15 package, blue numbers radio, did not result in a red number, but the numbers in blue, and invested a thousand dollars still get over 20,000 in prize money. Therefore, for the double bets to capture the blue number is critical to obtain high returns, if the red ball area will adopt the double bet, the blue number to the radio or the packet number, but it must be accurate, to ensure high returns.
Third, buy the blue No. 16 straight for 500 million. In the blue number is 500 million grand prize in the prerequisites. There is a double-edged sword approach: is the use of double bet, first blue number 16 all the buy-out, do so only need 32 dollars, then you can use all the energy in the 33 selected six red numbers, so you in take In the bet I believe, with the color ball pool continues to climb,
dig the blue issue of the , which will be blue number into four categories: odd, even, trumpet, tuba. 61 down, they are happening is: 37 large, 24 small, odd 32, even 29, even and odd numbers tend to balance, but the size of the number significant deviation. Here are some ideas which can be drawn.
First, you can determine the parity balance, which is at the statistics of the ten more evident in this conclusion is indeed very useful for future Pick: When the number of deviations from parity, in particular, is a continuous imbalance, low values can be expected to The cover and the cover level. Secondly, from the first six of ten since the statistics can be found, apart from the first 21-30 The ten large and small section of 5:5 balance, the remaining segments are large in all ten higher than the trumpet, the first 41 to 50 period the ratio of the size of No. 8:2. This statistic tells us that two kinds of possibilities: First, this number itself out of the blue there is large number of properties above the trumpet, at least 61 in the existing statistics are not a paragraph appeared in ten small than large, or in the future there will be small than large covering of the possible.
In addition, the blue numbers also show some seem to have the regular features: In addition to the Lottery have been familiar to students such as digital phase interaction between the delivery of relationship, one of the most notable features are: values fall into the small area once (01-08), most of them will not stop large segment bounced back immediately, that is, there do not need to trumpet after the next general consider a smaller number than it is, but simply to determine the next move of the magnitude of the large . Small area to high-end ball 07, for example, lottery since there have been a total of 07 ball 6 times, in addition to the first 30 are 5 times outside the immediate return of large areas, not to say that smaller than its number 06, 03 a.
Yunnan chase for the 696 Note) and high bonuses second to none, compared to just a little bit Totals can be concluded. To this end, Diao Xiansheng recommended skewness of lottery play may be concerned about common, easy to understand and effective number of analytical methods, in practice the majority of lottery players more respected. value is the current number of so-called
figures and, in general terms does not apply to order-type of play, because he asked no matter how the numbers change, total change to have a certain range. Red color ball 33 yards from the Choose 6, the sum of the total range is 21-183, with an average of 102. If the mean plus or minus 15, the range of 30 to study for an interval, while excluding divided into five intervals 27-57,58-87,88-117,118-147,148-177. To 74 since the lottery data show: the total value of all in the 58-87 and 118-147 appeared 17 and 13, below 58 and above 147 are only one, and in the 88? The emergence of 117 over 42 now accounts for 56.7% of the total lottery installments, so easy to see that color ball has a very strong value of the winning numbers range preference, select the total number selected in the 88-117 range relative to the other four have a more strong advantage and a greater winning opportunities. Code Red value analysis for both the old and new Lottery Lottery is that they grasp the whole screening and a code red scale.
a Lottery commented, Lottery wise to speaking, it is easy to do.
Recently, many lottery consult the very interested. Here, we work together to understand the double-and single-style betting betting the difference.
In fact, the double-and single-style betting is essentially betting not very different. With 02,03,04,05,06 +01), (01,02,03,04,05,07 +01), (02,03,04,05,06,07 +01), (01,03,04,05,06, 07 +01), (01,02,04,05,06,07 +01), (01,02,03,05,06,07 +01), (01,02,03,04,06,07 +01) 7 Note single type betting ticket , the total amount bet is 14 dollars. Multiple bets ultimately comes down to a single type bets, and buy lottery tickets from the number of point of view, there is no difference between the probability of winning.
However, due to the characteristics of double-betting operation that it has decided to single-style betting is different from the brief but wonderful features.
1, double bet with a time-saving, easy to put more quickly according to their individual willingness to bet on. Lottery in its sole discretion can, in a betting slip to easily choose their own number of promising numbers, without regard to number of combinations between the problem and print out a lottery ticket as long as the save, but did not like the single-type betting , costs a lot of time and effort filling a lot of numbers, save the stack of lottery tickets. In addition, the lottery winners to see if the time and more easily, without a view of a number, but also reduces the possibility of missing. Such as the double bet
2, from the winner's point of view, spend the same amount of double counting and single-style betting betting tickets, the probability of winning are the same, but different betting methods, the effect is not the same. Double bet is to focus on the relevant numbers for all lottery, with a force, like money, with 100 million to spend your time, you can buy a nice house seat, but if it is separated 100 100 to spend, while the same money, but even one square meter of the houses can not buy. Many have had experience Lottery: lottery numbers obviously chose themselves, but there is not in the same note, results and awards pass.
on the stimulation. Now, double betting play more and more people can see the popularity of this method, conditional Lottery may wish to hand a try. With the Lottery Pick
level, many prefer to use double-betting lottery to choose two color of the numbers. Greater risk because a large compound, many lottery economic benefits to keen on the small duplex. The following brings together some two color
winner of the Pick the experience for Lottery reference.
select small duplex spend less, while the number of coverage a lot. 6 +16, such as a small duplex, only 32 yuan, to be sure to go Liudeng Jiang. If you select more than 3 red balls, there will be more gains. Results from the betting point of view, the small double winning rate. Note 55 in the selected compound in the first prize in the lottery, there are 35 injection using a small duplex, the ratio was 63% higher hit rate of small compound 7 +1,7 +2,6 +16,8 +1 and so on.
bets require small duplex to make relatively accurate judgments Jiang Hao.
how to determine the number, you can use some small Eren if the 1-2 group number or even number three as an alternative is necessary, and consider a group with the tail number. Color ball winning numbers appear even number? With two even more? 72% probability, the frequency with the tail number is about 61%. But with the tail number and the weight number, even the number two at the same time the frequency is not high. Another example is the focus appears to determine the range of numbers? Number of focus?, Suggesting that this range typically have multiple Jiang Hao out, and then according to special potential number of positive, negative thinking, inference of specific numbers. Because of the difficulty of selecting the right all the numbers are not small, and focus on selecting the right number out of range is relatively easy.
decided upon a candidate number, it is necessary to be screened on numbers. As is often Also, be careful not to select more than 5 even numbers, do not choose the four odd-even number of contiguous or connected to a combination of 4, do not select all even odd mix of all, do not select the whole Daquan with a small, not to vote for the rules of the graphics numbers too and so on.
hands on the basketball is best prepared to do well, and even more hand-prepared. Can also be the emergence of the red ball and basketball features are summarized into a number of random selection formulas, the red ball under the direct derivative selected basketball, or judgments which may arise such as basketball.
Finally do not forget that according to your number will never possible combination of 1-2 injection single type, this election and can deal with
In particular, a game implies a variety of play, creating a large number of two color Pick experts. Recently, a unique eye Lottery Zhang, introduce their own unique way to read the tape.
Lottery Zhang said that his approach is to come from the game. And drinking with friends, the longest play is a Monastic few wrong people will. Long time, he was particularly sensitive to these figures, when the lottery is often concerned about these figures. Recently he found the winning numbers in two color associated with 7 of these figures appear very high frequency.
in two color 33 red balls, and This figure was 33 of 10 candidate number 1 / 3, in theory, a number each number should be 2 - 3, but the frequency of occurrence of the past five installments of up to 3.6. Zhang believes that due to No. obtained probability point of view, this group associated with the 7-digit number should be higher than the numbers are many other combinations. By Jiang Hao and 7 related trend analysis, you can also find a new partitioning methods: the first related to 10 and 7 for a number of areas, then a multiple of 3 and 5 times? Removed associated with the 7? 3,5,6,9,10,12,15,20,24,30,33 as a district, the number of the remaining 12 for the third district. The relationship between the figures based on the partition method can sometimes see more clearly Jiang Hao trend.
Finally, Zhang said, the number 7 itself is a little synchronization of the trend will appear.
After a long study of two color analysis, summed up the first number of precise positioning, although it can not achieve the accuracy of each phase, but it has to follow the law, now some of my feelings and experiences posted for your reference , hope to initiate arouse inspiration.
how to pinpoint the number one: The current Red No. 6 subtract 5 numbers drawn, and then added together, minus the sum of 5 (10 or more if the number of bits and ten re-phase Canada, until a number of units to date), the result is the next phase of the first number.
example: 2,004,018, lottery numbers were: 02,05,06,08,28,30. subtracted from the number 6 and as follows: 3 +1 +2 +20 +2 = 28; 28-5 = 23; a bit and ten add 2 +3 = 5. Therefore, the first number is 05 2004019.
Some people may ask, accuracy rate? I regret to inform you that only 30% (more than we can look back on it), but there is a feature of the law, is either a very long time does not appear, either continuously or every twenty-three there will appear a . Such as: 2003086,2003087; 2004005,2004007; 2004016,2004018.
Although only 30% accuracy rate, but as long as master them, as we expect, or helpful. No. affirmed the first six numbers, saving the
In addition, there is a phenomenon to tell you.
also to 2,004,018 as an example: The subtraction No. 6 and is 28, and ten digit sum 2 +8 = 10 = 1,
28-5 = 23 = 5
28 +5 = 33 = 6
which: 28,10,1,23,5,33,6 (referring to the location of these figures the number), there are one or two numbers appear the next session of the three numbers.
Monday, May 2, 2011
Ten animals moved China
1. crazy touching sow
index: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★
moving image: sow bites butcher to save the next case on the boar, but also vaguely remember the crazy netizens thread: Pig old trade, true feelings are the vicissitudes of life!
replay: This year, Valentine's Day (February 14, 2007) that day, flew in Sanming, Fujian Sows Shaxian a butcher thank the old man was injured, rescued boars slaughtered board has been documented. Xie old man will sow the owner to court, asking them to take the injured sows spent their medical expenses. Recently, the court mediation, the old man sows owner 800 yuan Xie compensation for medical expenses. (March 30,
2. flood the central, crossing the Yangtze River feeding the dog her mother every day,
replay: mid-July 2007, a rainstorm hit Chongqing, Yangtze River surged, a stray dog named Flower Flower foraging on the shore each day. Eat later, braved torrential floods, arrived at a one kilometer swim has been flooded more than half of the island, to the newly born baby feeding four dogs. The member of the public's help, the four dogs baby withstood floods, missing and other tests. (Aug. 1,
3. pull wheelchairs for the elderly street sausage dog
trading index moved: ★ ★ ★
moving image: the dog pulling a wheelchair for the elderly street sausage sale, keep 9 hours a day.
replay: Shanxi raised a wheelchair for the elderly a And (October 29,
4. a broken leg after the tenacious survival of the dog
moved index: ★ ★
moved impression: is the survival instinct, or the indomitable spirit? Dispute has been moved by the coverage, the dog,
replay: Puppy, Many netizens were (November 26,
5. Bangzhu people every day to buy food, mopping the floor of the dog it? 78 years in Changsha Huang daddy have such a dog at home. No getting up early in the morning the owner went to the vegetable market basket dangling from it, and that they filled the basket is cabbage or bones, dog,
replay: the dog owner said, will take a day out on my own to buy food, Huang father as long as come up with a basket from behind the door on the ground, A week later, (October 31,
6. in a car accident the dog risked his life to save fellow
moved index: ★ ★ ★ ★
moving image: a puppy in a traffic accident, rescue fellow laid down his life to make every effort to want to drag the road dog opposite. Cars roaring past the face of a vehicle, the dog did not look like a little timid, but the body cover live dog's body. After a public reading sighed and said: In front of the administrative service center Shangqiu see the traffic stream in the rolling, a small brown poodle lying on the zebra crossing the south, the other kept the same color of the dog lying on the ground with both front paws of a small allocation dog, bow saw kissing the dog while the dog, looked up while passing by the crowd and vehicles, Ming Ming sad from time to time. (August 10 Red Net - Shangqiu Daily)
Awards speech: comradely care, so that the claws will peer out of the warm woods.
7. Zhuohui mouse and cat raised with cats keep moving index
: ★ ★ ★
moved impression: Shijiazhuang, Hebei, the unit of employees in the warehouse of a mouse so much noise especially fierce, with special to a mother cat to catch mice. 3 days ago, a gray cat Zhuohui a mouse, not only did not eat it, but keep it together and kittens, unit employees will be thrown outside the fish out after the mice, this cat is actually quick turn back to catch mice, back into the fossa.
replay: square boxes in five month old kitten yet, three black and yellow, while in the middle of these kittens, and she harbors a little gray mouse. At this point, the cat is lovingly looked at his mother's . And this little mouse is also extremely bold, even openly in the cat mother's arms drill to drill. (April 12,
8. I old and the old man, 幼吾幼以及人之幼
replay: Chongqing lost puppy, and after a bitch, actually retrieve a pig, when his son raised, fed seven times a day of milk, just over a month time, the pig on the full length of the 4 pounds of meat . This surprising scene breathtaking. (August 23,
9. laid down his life to save son's thrush
moved index: ★ ★ ★
moving image: for the protection of their children, repeatedly circled several times in the motor vehicle lane, and continue to try to dive to the ground rescued children How are human beings, we can call it human reaction, if an animal is not that the legendary
replay: the afternoon of August 2, Chengdu Yongfeng street staged a touching drama or dying, the protagonist of this drama is the three thrushes - the birds wings were injured, could not move middle of the road lying , surrounded by cars coming and going. In order to save the children, father and mother bird birds circling in the next few minutes to keep the clock and rushed the child with the claws start ... ... (August 3, black birds, bleak moved.
10. companionship for the elderly 18 years old dog
moved index: ★ ★
moved Impression: 18 years, enough to make a naive child has become mature, 18 years, the vicissitudes of the fusion is complete the moment, but , for the dog, the 18 years like a day, accompanied by 77-year-old, and its partiality, the real version of
replay: Dalian, a 77-year-old accompanied by a dog and 18 contained, after the death of the elderly, even dog owners around the two laps around the cemetery, take leave after the owner, jumped into the the river to follow their masters away. The daughter said, we're so moved, did not expect that animals can have such deep feelings, and will make such a decisive and positive action. Therefore, we decided to do a model of burn to his father, so the two of them can be in another world, another company. (July 23,
index: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★
moving image: sow bites butcher to save the next case on the boar, but also vaguely remember the crazy netizens thread: Pig old trade, true feelings are the vicissitudes of life!
replay: This year, Valentine's Day (February 14, 2007) that day, flew in Sanming, Fujian Sows Shaxian a butcher thank the old man was injured, rescued boars slaughtered board has been documented. Xie old man will sow the owner to court, asking them to take the injured sows spent their medical expenses. Recently, the court mediation, the old man sows owner 800 yuan Xie compensation for medical expenses. (March 30,
2. flood the central, crossing the Yangtze River feeding the dog her mother every day,
replay: mid-July 2007, a rainstorm hit Chongqing, Yangtze River surged, a stray dog named Flower Flower foraging on the shore each day. Eat later, braved torrential floods, arrived at a one kilometer swim has been flooded more than half of the island, to the newly born baby feeding four dogs. The member of the public's help, the four dogs baby withstood floods, missing and other tests. (Aug. 1,
3. pull wheelchairs for the elderly street sausage dog
trading index moved: ★ ★ ★
moving image: the dog pulling a wheelchair for the elderly street sausage sale, keep 9 hours a day.
replay: Shanxi raised a wheelchair for the elderly a And (October 29,
4. a broken leg after the tenacious survival of the dog
moved index: ★ ★
moved impression: is the survival instinct, or the indomitable spirit? Dispute has been moved by the coverage, the dog,
replay: Puppy, Many netizens were (November 26,
5. Bangzhu people every day to buy food, mopping the floor of the dog it? 78 years in Changsha Huang daddy have such a dog at home. No getting up early in the morning the owner went to the vegetable market basket dangling from it, and that they filled the basket is cabbage or bones, dog,
replay: the dog owner said, will take a day out on my own to buy food, Huang father as long as come up with a basket from behind the door on the ground, A week later, (October 31,
6. in a car accident the dog risked his life to save fellow
moved index: ★ ★ ★ ★
moving image: a puppy in a traffic accident, rescue fellow laid down his life to make every effort to want to drag the road dog opposite. Cars roaring past the face of a vehicle, the dog did not look like a little timid, but the body cover live dog's body. After a public reading sighed and said: In front of the administrative service center Shangqiu see the traffic stream in the rolling, a small brown poodle lying on the zebra crossing the south, the other kept the same color of the dog lying on the ground with both front paws of a small allocation dog, bow saw kissing the dog while the dog, looked up while passing by the crowd and vehicles, Ming Ming sad from time to time. (August 10 Red Net - Shangqiu Daily)
Awards speech: comradely care, so that the claws will peer out of the warm woods.
7. Zhuohui mouse and cat raised with cats keep moving index
: ★ ★ ★
moved impression: Shijiazhuang, Hebei, the unit of employees in the warehouse of a mouse so much noise especially fierce, with special to a mother cat to catch mice. 3 days ago, a gray cat Zhuohui a mouse, not only did not eat it, but keep it together and kittens, unit employees will be thrown outside the fish out after the mice, this cat is actually quick turn back to catch mice, back into the fossa.
replay: square boxes in five month old kitten yet, three black and yellow, while in the middle of these kittens, and she harbors a little gray mouse. At this point, the cat is lovingly looked at his mother's . And this little mouse is also extremely bold, even openly in the cat mother's arms drill to drill. (April 12,
8. I old and the old man, 幼吾幼以及人之幼
replay: Chongqing lost puppy, and after a bitch, actually retrieve a pig, when his son raised, fed seven times a day of milk, just over a month time, the pig on the full length of the 4 pounds of meat . This surprising scene breathtaking. (August 23,
9. laid down his life to save son's thrush
moved index: ★ ★ ★
moving image: for the protection of their children, repeatedly circled several times in the motor vehicle lane, and continue to try to dive to the ground rescued children How are human beings, we can call it human reaction, if an animal is not that the legendary
replay: the afternoon of August 2, Chengdu Yongfeng street staged a touching drama or dying, the protagonist of this drama is the three thrushes - the birds wings were injured, could not move middle of the road lying , surrounded by cars coming and going. In order to save the children, father and mother bird birds circling in the next few minutes to keep the clock and rushed the child with the claws start ... ... (August 3, black birds, bleak moved.
10. companionship for the elderly 18 years old dog
moved index: ★ ★
moved Impression: 18 years, enough to make a naive child has become mature, 18 years, the vicissitudes of the fusion is complete the moment, but , for the dog, the 18 years like a day, accompanied by 77-year-old, and its partiality, the real version of
replay: Dalian, a 77-year-old accompanied by a dog and 18 contained, after the death of the elderly, even dog owners around the two laps around the cemetery, take leave after the owner, jumped into the the river to follow their masters away. The daughter said, we're so moved, did not expect that animals can have such deep feelings, and will make such a decisive and positive action. Therefore, we decided to do a model of burn to his father, so the two of them can be in another world, another company. (July 23,
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