Haha, you are what people ah?
Beijing
fighting love with building materials or bicycle parts, is said to be resorting to violence during the Cultural Revolution's legacy, when Beijing is engaged in construction, building materials everywhere, bike penetration rate is high, a fight to the natural enjoyable.
Shanghai
do not fight, Cha Zhaoyao criticize each other, do not say anything until the party get out until the curse, this may be one of reckoning love Mozuipizai Shanghai customs related.
Chongqing
like to use tea fights in the bench, or buttocks with a melon knives to injure, and that dip to dip, that cut to cut, unambiguous! Bound and the local culture and Longmen Zhen pepper culture.
Tibetans Tibetan daggers plus with the Horn.
Chengdu child with rejection, mahjong remote attack.
Fuzhou longer attack.
knife and gun fight, Guizhou Province, the mortality rate was 50%
Wuhan:
first curse, Ma Wan fight back, fight tired Xie Hui Zaima, and so have physical strength of the call ~ < br> name of the name for a day ~
not end so another day ~ ~ ~ If ~ met in the street side of many people who definitely will not miss fewer side ~
If you are a person ~ will fight hard to say ~ ~ ~
Anyway, if the word ~ ~ ~
beat up ~ ~ ~ This life is best not to meet the
later brother discussed to be a few games like StarCraft, a Beijing family, Shanghai and Chongqing ethnic group, the Beijing family of middle-attack, but a more adequate source of arms, featuring a very lethal attack, such as the use of brick to the head or Bicycle front fork bar stomach, etc.; Shanghai family is characterized by a large number of magician, talent is the mantra crazy or make enemy soldiers surrendered, no weapons and supplies, but the attack power is weak; Chongqing, the reaction rate is very family attack fast, great attack power, but the source of weapons is not sufficient, there must be tea or watermelon near the shop in order to soldiers in Chongqing to play ultimate attack group, and the family attacks are not fatal, can leave room for the future to make peace.
a typical wars:
Beijing family 1, family 1 Shanghai, met at the Beihang University Gymnasium construction site.
North: Ah Zhaochou you do?
on: how unreasonable you do this man? I just look at you you just shout at me? Do you like people?
North: Hey, you with me Fanjian Ah is not it? (At the same time he took a brick from the site) with you Ya Sike! !
on: I do not know what Sike, I just know that you were unreasonable, as the heat of the beasts ... ...
North: go to your mother! Today, I am not shoot you dead Uncle Ah Ting! (Hand-held tile)
on: Do not you dare! You must not! I want to call the police! You ... ...
North: (a brick in the other brain heart beat, blood gushed) * your mother B, non-JB with muddy committed here!
(The next day, the school added the hospital hosting a traumatic brain injury patients with brain concussion, caused by the school doctor misdiagnosed as flu, headache, taking a pass after three bottles of expired flu, who peacefully passed away)
typical of wars II :
family 2 Beijing, Shanghai, 1 family, meet the financial street in the Huangpu River.
North 1: * your mother! What squeeze squeeze?
North 2: said his mother for you! Squeeze we doing? Body of the maggot?
on: A? Are you talking about me? While you looked at me very sincerely, but such abuses, I will also tell you framed!
North 1: Do you still Ah Niu *, right? Ah you think that you or one reason or another I am not pumping? (Near the step *)
North 2: (looks around and find there a site, the result would be nothing to find...)
On: Oh, you do not know me now? I'm coming from Pudong Asan ah! Years, this is my business card, Grab, after you if you need our products, you had better contact me ah ... ...
North 1: (taking the card, rub bad) Do not tell me who to play where you Ah Lattice children throat! Today is a Ah Ting you want to smoke!
North 2: (looks around and find there a bike abandoned, the result saw the Mercedes and Santana...)
on: Well, you actually talk to me, I tell you, you pre-existence must be a demon, but you the reincarnation of human life, so there will be a human ... ...
North 1: (seriously irritated) I'm pumping you Ah poor again ... ...
on: ... ... So you are no longer a demon, but rather a hybrid. I know you can not understand what I say, but when you understand the sacrifice meaning of the truth, you will come back and sing this song ... ...
North 1: (looking livid) You Ah ... ... you Ah ... ... (accidentally, belt, cell phone fell to the ground)
North 2: (a daze in)
on: Ah Ya Ya! You see You're naughty! Told you not to litter, you see you then ... ...
North 1: (wailing cry) your mother had a B ah! ! ! ! ! ! ! (And then vomit blood, slumped fell to the ground)
North 2: (a daze in Shanghai subconsciously avoiding the eyes of family, but, unwittingly, their eyes still cross the)
on: he knows, you understand?
North 2: (Guangdang)
(the next day, the Shanghai Huangpu to Shanghai police station detained the two field officers, it was determined the following IQs of 20, was sent to Shanghai Second hospital psychiatric care)
Northeast Northeast is characterized by blood and are good at and partisan. One person alone can kill two northeast Beijing, five from Shanghai, Chongqing, may be lost. people can get rid of the five Northeast Five Beijing (because playing dog eat dog, even one of us has a shot), fifty people in Shanghai, three Chongqing. Twenty one can beat the thirty northeast Beijing, a hundred people in Shanghai, the same number (no nearby tea house) in Chongqing. a hundred people can clean up an alley in Northeast where the Peking Man, all the Shanghai people, two hundred hands without weapons Chongqing.
when to shut in the Northeast meet one another .............
vs a Beijing Northeast, Location: in a ring outside the street.
North: Ah you doing? walk do not have eyes?
East: * Who do you say your mother?
North: What you just said his mother?
East: Enough talk, how you want your mother to B? I have not seen you this lump that B kind of stuff.
North: A? (around for tile)
East: I went to your mom ......
(smoke and dust everywhere ...... After a while, Northeast The group that climbed out from the smoke, black and blue ..)
East: I *, the capital of the person is serious. seen all day. (staggered away)
Beijing, you do not shoot me Ah ...... ..
(awhile the smoke dispersed, Beijing has been badly mutilated, and more air intake vent less ......)
2: a person vs a Shanghai Northeast people. Location: Shanghai, a street
East: are you doing? will not walk?
on: how so you say this person? me how you? Although you looked at me in good faith, but ......
(ping!)
Northeast head away, the people of Shanghai to maintain a standing position, a minute later his back to the ground. The crowd is still around. had it for a while, there may be individual suddenly coma is still holding out to the people of Shanghai crying: a street.
on: He is the last to hit me that barbarians!! (of the Northeast)
group of people: that he ah!!
East: (look around around, go back two step) you want? there is anything that fast!!
lead the people of Shanghai: (forward * near) take a look at this face. did the last time I was symbolically give you some face to meet my Buddha dauntless spirit of compassion, but you ...... I will not say this Niechu what. Today I want you to understand the power of solidarity!! a Shanghai people fall, thousands of Shanghai people to stand up!! (Shanghai people behind him slowly * past) you should know that people are people fucking raw, demon is the demon born of his mother, but if a demon has a human heart, he is called Simon, You should not know the reason ........
(ping-pong!!)
East: (Shoulin fainted again, the Shanghai people's collar) * your mother, so much nonsense . had enough support for it? (see left) you want to do?
(ten seconds, the streets empty)
(Northeast people are wonder, looked around, thought, the hand Shanghai people left behind, and slowly walk away, walk and look around) After a child, the street has returned to normal. all of a sudden people come out to the people of Shanghai to hold faint cry: Passion, each other, even the meal fed to now have not eaten for Lennon, but now they come to a white-haired people who sent hair, Johnny!! Allah Sorry Lennon ah .
Beijing
fighting love with building materials or bicycle parts, is said to be resorting to violence during the Cultural Revolution's legacy, when Beijing is engaged in construction, building materials everywhere, bike penetration rate is high, a fight to the natural enjoyable.
Shanghai
do not fight, Cha Zhaoyao criticize each other, do not say anything until the party get out until the curse, this may be one of reckoning love Mozuipizai Shanghai customs related.
Chongqing
like to use tea fights in the bench, or buttocks with a melon knives to injure, and that dip to dip, that cut to cut, unambiguous! Bound and the local culture and Longmen Zhen pepper culture.
Tibetans Tibetan daggers plus with the Horn.
Chengdu child with rejection, mahjong remote attack.
Fuzhou longer attack.
knife and gun fight, Guizhou Province, the mortality rate was 50%
Wuhan:
first curse, Ma Wan fight back, fight tired Xie Hui Zaima, and so have physical strength of the call ~ < br> name of the name for a day ~
not end so another day ~ ~ ~ If ~ met in the street side of many people who definitely will not miss fewer side ~
If you are a person ~ will fight hard to say ~ ~ ~
Anyway, if the word ~ ~ ~
beat up ~ ~ ~ This life is best not to meet the
later brother discussed to be a few games like StarCraft, a Beijing family, Shanghai and Chongqing ethnic group, the Beijing family of middle-attack, but a more adequate source of arms, featuring a very lethal attack, such as the use of brick to the head or Bicycle front fork bar stomach, etc.; Shanghai family is characterized by a large number of magician, talent is the mantra crazy or make enemy soldiers surrendered, no weapons and supplies, but the attack power is weak; Chongqing, the reaction rate is very family attack fast, great attack power, but the source of weapons is not sufficient, there must be tea or watermelon near the shop in order to soldiers in Chongqing to play ultimate attack group, and the family attacks are not fatal, can leave room for the future to make peace.
a typical wars:
Beijing family 1, family 1 Shanghai, met at the Beihang University Gymnasium construction site.
North: Ah Zhaochou you do?
on: how unreasonable you do this man? I just look at you you just shout at me? Do you like people?
North: Hey, you with me Fanjian Ah is not it? (At the same time he took a brick from the site) with you Ya Sike! !
on: I do not know what Sike, I just know that you were unreasonable, as the heat of the beasts ... ...
North: go to your mother! Today, I am not shoot you dead Uncle Ah Ting! (Hand-held tile)
on: Do not you dare! You must not! I want to call the police! You ... ...
North: (a brick in the other brain heart beat, blood gushed) * your mother B, non-JB with muddy committed here!
(The next day, the school added the hospital hosting a traumatic brain injury patients with brain concussion, caused by the school doctor misdiagnosed as flu, headache, taking a pass after three bottles of expired flu, who peacefully passed away)
typical of wars II :
family 2 Beijing, Shanghai, 1 family, meet the financial street in the Huangpu River.
North 1: * your mother! What squeeze squeeze?
North 2: said his mother for you! Squeeze we doing? Body of the maggot?
on: A? Are you talking about me? While you looked at me very sincerely, but such abuses, I will also tell you framed!
North 1: Do you still Ah Niu *, right? Ah you think that you or one reason or another I am not pumping? (Near the step *)
North 2: (looks around and find there a site, the result would be nothing to find...)
On: Oh, you do not know me now? I'm coming from Pudong Asan ah! Years, this is my business card, Grab, after you if you need our products, you had better contact me ah ... ...
North 1: (taking the card, rub bad) Do not tell me who to play where you Ah Lattice children throat! Today is a Ah Ting you want to smoke!
North 2: (looks around and find there a bike abandoned, the result saw the Mercedes and Santana...)
on: Well, you actually talk to me, I tell you, you pre-existence must be a demon, but you the reincarnation of human life, so there will be a human ... ...
North 1: (seriously irritated) I'm pumping you Ah poor again ... ...
on: ... ... So you are no longer a demon, but rather a hybrid. I know you can not understand what I say, but when you understand the sacrifice meaning of the truth, you will come back and sing this song ... ...
North 1: (looking livid) You Ah ... ... you Ah ... ... (accidentally, belt, cell phone fell to the ground)
North 2: (a daze in)
on: Ah Ya Ya! You see You're naughty! Told you not to litter, you see you then ... ...
North 1: (wailing cry) your mother had a B ah! ! ! ! ! ! ! (And then vomit blood, slumped fell to the ground)
North 2: (a daze in Shanghai subconsciously avoiding the eyes of family, but, unwittingly, their eyes still cross the)
on: he knows, you understand?
North 2: (Guangdang)
(the next day, the Shanghai Huangpu to Shanghai police station detained the two field officers, it was determined the following IQs of 20, was sent to Shanghai Second hospital psychiatric care)
Northeast Northeast is characterized by blood and are good at and partisan. One person alone can kill two northeast Beijing, five from Shanghai, Chongqing, may be lost. people can get rid of the five Northeast Five Beijing (because playing dog eat dog, even one of us has a shot), fifty people in Shanghai, three Chongqing. Twenty one can beat the thirty northeast Beijing, a hundred people in Shanghai, the same number (no nearby tea house) in Chongqing. a hundred people can clean up an alley in Northeast where the Peking Man, all the Shanghai people, two hundred hands without weapons Chongqing.
when to shut in the Northeast meet one another .............
vs a Beijing Northeast, Location: in a ring outside the street.
North: Ah you doing? walk do not have eyes?
East: * Who do you say your mother?
North: What you just said his mother?
East: Enough talk, how you want your mother to B? I have not seen you this lump that B kind of stuff.
North: A? (around for tile)
East: I went to your mom ......
(smoke and dust everywhere ...... After a while, Northeast The group that climbed out from the smoke, black and blue ..)
East: I *, the capital of the person is serious. seen all day. (staggered away)
Beijing, you do not shoot me Ah ...... ..
(awhile the smoke dispersed, Beijing has been badly mutilated, and more air intake vent less ......)
2: a person vs a Shanghai Northeast people. Location: Shanghai, a street
East: are you doing? will not walk?
on: how so you say this person? me how you? Although you looked at me in good faith, but ......
(ping!)
Northeast head away, the people of Shanghai to maintain a standing position, a minute later his back to the ground. The crowd is still around. had it for a while, there may be individual suddenly coma is still holding out to the people of Shanghai crying: a street.
on: He is the last to hit me that barbarians!! (of the Northeast)
group of people: that he ah!!
East: (look around around, go back two step) you want? there is anything that fast!!
lead the people of Shanghai: (forward * near) take a look at this face. did the last time I was symbolically give you some face to meet my Buddha dauntless spirit of compassion, but you ...... I will not say this Niechu what. Today I want you to understand the power of solidarity!! a Shanghai people fall, thousands of Shanghai people to stand up!! (Shanghai people behind him slowly * past) you should know that people are people fucking raw, demon is the demon born of his mother, but if a demon has a human heart, he is called Simon, You should not know the reason ........
(ping-pong!!)
East: (Shoulin fainted again, the Shanghai people's collar) * your mother, so much nonsense . had enough support for it? (see left) you want to do?
(ten seconds, the streets empty)
(Northeast people are wonder, looked around, thought, the hand Shanghai people left behind, and slowly walk away, walk and look around) After a child, the street has returned to normal. all of a sudden people come out to the people of Shanghai to hold faint cry: Passion, each other, even the meal fed to now have not eaten for Lennon, but now they come to a white-haired people who sent hair, Johnny!! Allah Sorry Lennon ah .
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